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Twitter Name: @FrankPrather
Website: http://www.frankisgod.com
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Description: Writer. Comedian. Genius. When you have a god complex, every day is judgment day. http://www.youtube.com/frankprather
Website: http://www.frankisgod.com
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Description: Writer. Comedian. Genius. When you have a god complex, every day is judgment day. http://www.youtube.com/frankprather
If you want to find a dead body, try looking in a place no sane person would ever go. Jimmy Hoff is clearly in Amanda Byne's vagina.
Updated 4 hours ago
I hate when I'm at the gym and there's a long line for the mirror I want to stare at myself in.
Updated 1 day(s) ago
Choking = The reason both Charles Saatchi and Miss Utah are trending right now.
Updated 1 day(s) ago
"That was an affectionate love tap" - Charles Saatchi after kicking Nigella Lawson in her vagina.
Updated 1 day(s) ago
"Because me" - Miss Utah when asked why women earn less money than men.
Updated 1 day(s) ago
"Nigella please". - What Charles Saatchi is caught on tape saying to Nigella Lawson while choking her IF THERE IS A GOD.
Updated 2 day(s) ago
If Anna Nicole Smith was alive she'd drive the new Pepto Bismobile by Dodge. #nofilter #pink #car… http://t.co/0yFZCZBoCn
Updated 4 day(s) ago
The Supreme Court banned DNA patents but it's still legal to trademark your semen so whenever I ejaculate I scream, "ALL RIGHTS RESERVED!"
Updated 6 day(s) ago
Saw zombies when I turned the TV on and thought The Walking Dead had come back on but was just the Miami Heat. #NBAFinals
Updated 7 day(s) ago
#thingsihatemost is trending which I'm pretty sure is just Lebron tweeting about Danny Green. #NBAFinals
Updated 7 day(s) ago
It's not the Heat, it's the Spurmidity. #NBAFinals
Updated 7 day(s) ago
RT @BadAssAmerica: Every workout is one step closer to excellence. Every skipped workout is 10 steps away from it.
Updated 8 day(s) ago
Rapper 2 Chainz was robbed at gunpoint on Sunday night. Forced to change his name to No Chainz.
Updated 8 day(s) ago
If Apple really wanted to do something innovative with iOS7 they'd have made it a lick screen.
Updated 8 day(s) ago
I told my girlfriend that if she wanted to stay healthy to make sure she took plenty of vitamin Plan B.
Updated 8 day(s) ago
Wet, dirty, and tire'd. #obstaclecourse #mudrun #irvine #gladiator #badass #badassamerica #fitness… http://t.co/n6f1k1NJvn
Updated 10 day(s) ago
"I was just looking at your phone to see what time it was." - #NSA
Updated 12 day(s) ago
The most important thing about The Walking Dead actress arrested for sending ricin to the president is when does Walking Dead come back on?
Updated 12 day(s) ago
I celebrated National Donut Day by eating an entire plate of egg whites while a river of tears ran down my muscular pecs.
Updated 12 day(s) ago
If the NSA really wants to know what's going on in people's phones it should just hire everyone's girlfriend.
Updated 13 day(s) ago
If you shit your pants on the treadmill, does that qualify as a "mud run"? Asking for a friend.
Updated 13 day(s) ago
We've learned this week that licking a pink taco causes cancer and licking a taco shell causes unemployment. Basically, tacos are bad news.
Updated 14 day(s) ago
SPOILER ALERT: At halftime the Pacers cheerleaders are going to kill Lebron, a bunch of his baby mamas & the Heat bench. Game 7 Of Thrones.
Updated 15 day(s) ago
"Something old, something new, something borrowed, something sharp to kill everyone with." #gameofthrones
Updated 15 day(s) ago
Last night Game Of Thrones depicted an accurate representation of how the religious right describes abortion. #gameofthrones
Updated 16 day(s) ago
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