

@JesseBradford Long, pretentious race horse name: "Being in Between Your Legs For Mile And Quarter Doesn't Help Me Run Faster."
Updated 13 day(s) ago

@zoogirl123 That's not old spice. That's the "new
car" smell they use on the interior.
Updated 17 day(s) ago

@dinnmann This response deserves some kind of recognition. Something like this.
Updated 19 day(s) ago

@hello_magpie @JuddApatow Read all of P. Chodron. All-out accurate!
See this months Maxim?
Updated 19 day(s) ago

@katykk Why would you turn this into a contest? You're asking to be blocked...
Updated 19 day(s) ago

@NicoleSpector Another obvious vote for blocking my friend, the hilarious, gifted writer @Shteyngart ! Read him!!!!
Updated 19 day(s) ago

@Sacha_Baumann @Shteyngart I'm going to assume that in some way u support blocking the genius @Shteyngart .
Updated 19 day(s) ago

@dxp7 I don't speak Spanish, but this is the kind of enthusiasm I'm looking for...!
Updated 19 day(s) ago

@Shteyngart I say this as a friend, and someone who respects your writing as much as no other: You're this close to being blocked...
Updated 19 day(s) ago

RT @MichaelThorner: @GarryShandling I unblock you nightly, because of my desperate need to see what you are tweeting, as a sociopathic ritu…
Updated 19 day(s) ago
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