Gary Delaney

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Twitter Name: @GaryDelaney
Website: http://www.garydelaney.com
Location: Erdington, Brum
Description: Lacking in Social Skills One-Liner Merchant. I shamelessly test new jokes on Twitter.

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Fun night at the #baftas. I met one of Ant and Dec, I'm not sure which one though.
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RT @VestaTot: There's a little girl's voice that sings lullabies in my guest room closet but don't mind her; she died years ago. Here's you…
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RT @recklesscomedy: Reckless Comedy this Monday at our new venue! With @GaryDelaney and @joelycett Edinburgh previews - £3 entry, 8pm http:…
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@SallyL88 thanks for coming. I like that description. I might use it on a poster.
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@PSN0411 thanks very much. It was a really fun one to play.
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@Lanie_land you're welcome, thanks very much for coming. It was a lovely one. Sorry about the tea.
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Reading between the lines, I think I've figured out why I keep getting hit by trains.
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@kateweb The orphanage and dark water for films, plus a Stephen King short story called N.
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@Lambykins60 a bit, though I'm kind of awkward with people generally, are you in Colchester tonight? If so say hello.
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Star Wars fans and the British are a good match, both have a tendency to remember 'Empire' slightly too fondly.
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RT @53degrees: Comedian @GaryDelaney at 53 Degrees tonight. Tickets still available/on the door. http://t.co/OlqTClGDpg
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@AdamBoustead I lived near Six Ways island until about a month ago.
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Tour show @StandNewcastle last night was ace. Thanks to all those who came. A few tickets still left for @StandComedyClub Edinburgh tonight.
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@leecoxon it did a week ago. I was doing a twitter panel show thing and the challenge was to get it going.
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RT @AlistairBarrie: Brand new @NoPressureFunny podcast out now, podcast people... including @natluurtsema @GaryDelaney & @sturdyAlex. h…
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@sdheaven ha. No worries. Timelines are like that.
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Who released the albums 'I have a pony' (1985) and 'I still have a pony' (2007)?
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I've two pairs of free tickets to be won for the Preston tour show at 53 Degrees tomorrow (Thursday) . Question to follow...
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@sunny_hundal lots of scope to unite left and right on this issue.
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@distracteddan likewise
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@robinince best of the tour so far, plus great staff, food etc.
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@BennettArron has your identity been stolen again?
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Lovely tour show at Newcastle Stand tonight. Great crowd. Edinburgh tmrw.
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@Triggage @JonnieMarbLes Yes. If losses mount margin calls come thick and fast, ie pay more deposit now or we close your position.
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Hoping that a referee is now alternately glaring at Alex Ferguson and tapping his watch.
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