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Twitter Name: @GregAsdourian
Website: http://www.gregasdourian.com
Location: San Francisco Bay Area
Description: I'm a Comic/Actor/Writer/Cigar Snob. My mother is Salvadorian, & my father is Armenian. I am everything Toby Keith hates about America. Sometimes NSFW.
Website: http://www.gregasdourian.com
Location: San Francisco Bay Area
Description: I'm a Comic/Actor/Writer/Cigar Snob. My mother is Salvadorian, & my father is Armenian. I am everything Toby Keith hates about America. Sometimes NSFW.
Profile Link: http://comedytweet.com/Greg_Asdourian
RT @NotHarold: I really like dane cook. For real. Sorry. Unfollow me.
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"Chelsea Handler is the Martin Luther King of hot drunk blondes." #IJustHeardSomeoneSayThat
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RT @thebobbieoliver: So if someone starts following you that you know is gonna be trouble, do you block them or wait till they are?
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RT @ShaunLatham: Finally... A presidential candidate I can vote for!!!! #2012 http://t.co/5ViMLoC1
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RT @susankalexander: Bobby Brown released a new song about Whitney Houston's death called "Don't Let My Career Die."
Updated 14 hours ago
And after feeling good all day, my battery dies. Well played God, well played.
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RT @ComicCRob: I'm watching "Weight of a Nation" on HBO right now. This shit makes me want to do sit ups and eat broccoli all day. #Scar ...
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RT @susankalexander: NEW DENIALS! See why Oprah and Courtney Love are IN DENIAL! http://t.co/EoOQK8o0 #celebrity #gossip #comedy #nirvana
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@pattonoswalt Ha! I watched that flick in elementary. They made a sequel set in Hawaii I think. Somewhere tropical.
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RT @HuffingtonPost: It's official: Dennis Kucinich's time in Congress is ending http://t.co/KtzR252S
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RT @drewharmon: Walnut Creek!! Tonight! 9pm! Me! @GregAsdourian! @ngaio420! More! Free! Masses! Exclamation!! Promotion!
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RT @shawnpelofsky: John Travolta sexual harassment accuser #1 has hired Gloria Allred. Jew trumps Scientologist. Game over.
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RT @RoosterTF: The official trailer for "Bitter Buddha," the documentary about headliner Eddie Pepitone. http://t.co/GZ7RGFTU
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If you are a comedian, you should know better than to tape a comic working on a new bit & post it on YouTube w/out his permission.
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RT @eddiepepitone: if NPR ran a strip club it would be called " All Things Considered Those Are Nice Tits ".
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RT @eddiepepitone: sign that the milk has gone bad- the expiration date says "fuck you".
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TONIGHT! Masses Sports Bar & Grill Presents: Wednesday Night Comedy!!! This Weeks Headliner is Ngaio Bealum (The... http://t.co/WJwvN12s
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RT @MrEmilyHeller: This hot guy was trying to talk to me but I had to give him the brush off. Asking me to sign a petition is a real tur ...
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