Greg Asdourian

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Twitter Name: @GregAsdourian
Website: http://www.gregasdourian.com
Location: San Francisco Bay Area
Description: I'm a Comic/Actor/Writer/Cigar Snob. My mother is Salvadorian, & my father is Armenian. I am everything Toby Keith hates about America. Sometimes NSFW.

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RT @claudestuart: Dear Comedy Career: I've loved our years 2gether, but please stop giving me Security-free gigs with customers who text on…
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RT @madfoot: I was just sitting here fretting about the house making weird noises when I realized it's @RandyHauser snoring.
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RT @HuffingtonPost: Stop what you're doing and watch this 'Tommy Boy' gag reel http://t.co/47UsOTzswA
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@lorenabebe84 because I am God's hackeysack.
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Eww. RT @lorenabebe84: I'm so tired...and I got some super hiper Mega cramps :/
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RT @lorenabebe84: I'm so tired...and I got some super hiper Mega cramps :/
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@kevlarcomedy Iron Person?
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I'm still really on the fence about what they did w/ the Mandarin in #IronMan3. @ivan_hernandez, @JoeWGorman, what do you guys think?
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#IronMan3 on deck. http://t.co/7uvtesJsF1
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Batgirl and Nightwing fans marry in coolest Bat family wedding ever http://t.co/xQthwHWPLu
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Coolest astronaut ever sings Bowie's Space Oddity while in ACTUAL SPACE http://t.co/WG92Tq72Z1
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RT @kanYeBreast: Pai Mei's eyebrow game is unmatched
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@MerMacD32 Hey that's my gimmick!
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RT @DanaJGould: Baz Luhrmann's next film is an all-male version of The Grapes Of Wrath set in the cutthroat world of late 70's, pirate-them…
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"I don't throw my shit because of what a small apartment I live in." - @eddiepepitone
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Hey @DoctorAtlantis, go and listen to the new episode of @DanaJGould's podcast. Trust me.
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Word to your mothers. #HappyMothersDay
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#JAWS & Pussy. http://t.co/tzXNfrnYfs
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RT @ChelseaVPeretti: If I could I would make love 2 all your moms off the strenth of these sexy Mother's Day throwback pix u all keep posti…
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RT @TheOnion: In Focus: Mom Brought To Tears By Thing Picked Up At Airport http://t.co/0ucUgVcO2I
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RT @HuffingtonPost: SNL takes on Jodi Arias http://t.co/q0E26yihQT
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Watching #JAWS on high def blue-ray. Holy shit this movie looks good on BRD.
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RT @OMGFactsSex: The most common turn-ons reported by Playboy playmates are music, animals and eating
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It began in her womb. The suddenly... ESCAPE! #HappMothersDay http://t.co/YvSKHE7Y1X
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RT @TheTweetOfGod: If you believe in astrology, your charts indicate you were born yesterday.
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