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Twitter Name: @GooseCampos
Website: http://tinyurl.com/27phlga
Location: Elysium's Taint
Description: Cock Blocking the Writer's Block; Parental Discretion Advised
Website: http://tinyurl.com/27phlga
Location: Elysium's Taint
Description: Cock Blocking the Writer's Block; Parental Discretion Advised
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Hot on the trail of @KirstieAlley, this thing's still warm http://twitpic.com/2krgd7
Updated 6 hours ago
Don Flamenco #UnintimidatingMobBossNames
Updated 7 hours ago
@Stallone4real, did Carls jr pay you in burgers or cheese steaks? I'll give you what's in my pocket for a six dollar Cheese Steak Burger bro
Updated 11 hours ago
RT @Prof_S_Hawking Not sure why I'm trending or why @JohnTravolta is wearing a gym towel insisting on a ride around Rodeo 90210 on my lap...
Updated 13 hours ago
RT @bishopmagicjuan Ha, that Ho's skank ass vag told me she was retiring RT @science Divers compare Asian Sheepshead Wrasse fish to Shrek.
Updated 14 hours ago
Hey @Stallone4real, did Carls jr. pay you in burgers or pastrami's? I'll give you what's in my pocket for a six dollar Pastrami Burger bro
Updated 14 hours ago
I'm not saying @JohnTravolta is abusing the sauna time limit at 24 hour fitness, just wondering where my fucking car keys and gerbil are bro
Updated 1 day(s) ago
#LiesGuysTell "I can't sleep, want anything from Del Taco?" *Phone vibrating*
Updated 1 day(s) ago
Good to see @GovernorDavis back in the limelight, a light that is Not harmful to Head Vampires. If he was a hard on, he'd be Whiskey Dick
Updated 1 day(s) ago
If you know the secret to defeating King Hippo from Punch Out, you know my secret to getting chics to drop their panties
Updated 1 day(s) ago
#LiesGuysTell "No no no, my son, that was a text pic of a giant erect mushroom that's growing behind the church, see you on Sunday?"
Updated 1 day(s) ago
Finally got around to watch the TYSON documentary, never again will I enter 007 373 5963 on Punch Out!
Updated 2 day(s) ago
Just a hint of what's to come, the killing of animation. Seriously, enough with the fucking cartoons for adults! Aliens Might be involved..
Updated 2 day(s) ago
#OmgFacts Brainstorming can either lead to selling the script, or realizing you're Bat Shit Nuts up for selling your soul to Arkham Asylum
Updated 2 day(s) ago
Don Bluth #UnintimidatingMobBossNames
Updated 4 day(s) ago
Tapping my shoes like Sammy Davis Jr. In the bathroom stalls RT @iliza Hey American Airlines. Fuck you.
Updated 4 day(s) ago
? Five sake shots, 18$, playing liars dice for an hour, 57$, fluently singing Andy Lau in a Chinese karaoke bar leading to handjobs, 0$ ;)
Updated 4 day(s) ago
RT @Prof_S_Hawking Changing out my bland ass voice conversion software with the latest T-Pain beta 2.7 with auto response, Dubbs too Biatch!
Updated 4 day(s) ago
Truer words have never been uttered RT @OfficialNeylaM #SomeWhereInTheWorld someone wishes they had what u have... http://twitpic.com/2jmaff
Updated 4 day(s) ago
Lee press on nails esquire? RT @skinnyandclassy #somewhereintheworld someone knows me not at all but understands me completely. ironic.
Updated 4 day(s) ago
KY Jelly is always fairly priced at your local CVS #Anal RT @Yourztrulyxo #somewhereintheworld people are crying.
Updated 4 day(s) ago
Like a fine wine, swirl it, don't swallow it RT @LuckyNumbaKevin #somewhereintheworld someone is eating some pussy they cant swallow. #gross
Updated 4 day(s) ago
RT @OntarioBiebs #somewhereintheworld theres some1 calld@justinbieber sexy, amazing, and a true insperation! RT if you agree!
Updated 4 day(s) ago
Weave, Not a Weave? I says Yay RT @Mizzybukkii #somewhereintheworld there's a place with no stress, no worries, and pure happiness.
Updated 4 day(s) ago
#SomeWhereInTheWorld some asshole is using the Glenn Beck audio tapes to lullaby their children to sleep via Teddy Ruxpin
Updated 4 day(s) ago
Ever wake up in the Warner apts. jacuzzi wearing a sombrero and MC Hammer pants with a bag of tortilla chips floating in the bubbling water?
Updated 4 day(s) ago
Laurence Fishburne being the "token" black actor in the Emmy Awards makes total sense inserting "tokens" to see his daughters black sex show
Updated 4 day(s) ago
RT @bishopmagicjuan Just left a trail of chorizo on the red carpet leading to my who ride, cuz that's how Ima gonna get Sofia Vergara a Ho'n
Updated 4 day(s) ago
I'm always honest with my #toolbar size ladies, just count the inches from Glenn Beck on the TT's
Updated 5 day(s) ago
That's healthy, can i see your basement? RT @MJulian16 I lost 3 followers, and I know who they are thanks to http://who.unfollowed.me
Updated 5 day(s) ago
Tell that to Team Edward RT @jae_koi Eating her right after her period #YouShouldKnowBetter Wait your thirsty ass, at least a week.
Updated 5 day(s) ago
#ADudeShouldNot attend @GlennBeck's rally, unless he's got Ving Rhames tied up in the basement of his pawn shop with his Gimp on hand
Updated 5 day(s) ago
#ADudeShouldNot call you "dude" before telling you "Yeah, I'm banging your Mom...dude" FUCK YOU BRO!!
Updated 5 day(s) ago
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