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Twitter Name: @GooseCampos
Location: Near your local sex shop
Description: Cock Blocking the Writer's Block; Parental Discretion Advised
Location: Near your local sex shop
Description: Cock Blocking the Writer's Block; Parental Discretion Advised
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I knew you were Small but WHAT?!! You're Happy Meal! RT @KattPackAllDay http://twitpic.com/17o4rk - The pimp wit a pimp named Charlie Murphy
Updated 14 minutes ago
Hey Baboon face @JoBubbles74 keep your self serving bullshit priorities to yourself; @DaddyFigure might be able to help you dummy
Updated 22 minutes ago
YO! WARM CHEESY GARLIC BREAD WITH DELICIOUS ITALIAN HERBS! STOP TRYING TO RAPE MY MOUTH!!!
Updated 1 hour 29 minutes ago
I Gotta make a confession for all my regrets and Never repeat the same mistake again......Crispy is Way better than Original recipe!!! @KFC
Updated 2 hours ago
@billmaher RT @JenKirkman Sarah Palin raided Oscar gifting suites --liberal Hollywood sure comes in handy sometime, doesn't it?
Updated 22 hours ago
God bless you DisneyLand for bringing Back "Captain Eo"; bills are paid for the year #Material #TooEasy
Updated 22 hours ago
Enabler!!! RT @drdrew RT @SarahKSilverman: This is hilarious http://bit.ly/dqtQOJ This is Hysterical, not to be missed!!
Updated 23 hours ago
Another enlightening conversation with Stephen Hawking on Chat roulette; always thought he had Bose speakers for Balls
Updated 23 hours ago
Most people like to finish reading their fortune cookies with "In Bed" for a cheap chuckle; I prefer "In 1080P"
Updated 1 day(s) ago
"Heeyy.,.ho w am you todghay? #DrunkTextsToEx
Updated 1 day(s) ago
A "Gentlemen's Club" is the marketing genius of Overcharging for the in reality a "Scum Bags Club"; they'd have to lower the cover charge
Updated 1 day(s) ago
Dating this Japanese chic that told me she won't give it up until she passes Final Fantasy 13...better not be longer than Super Mario Bros!!
Updated 1 day(s) ago
#OmgFacts Simon Cowell shops at the East LA Salvation Army
Updated 1 day(s) ago
If you've never seen the Kim Kardashian sex tape but have seen her Carls Jr. commercial, just know her salad commercial is more satisfying
Updated 1 day(s) ago
#YouKnowYourHigh When the Meow Mix commercials make you hungry
Updated 1 day(s) ago
@ConanOBrien can I borrow thirty five dollars and 82 cents? Need some closure with my tab at Ribs USA #BurbankNazis
Updated 1 day(s) ago
Some words are just born to be funny; like Keith Sweat. The possibilities are endless
Updated 2 day(s) ago
If 69ing this delicious box of Cheez-It crackers is wrong, I don't wanna be right
Updated 2 day(s) ago
Talk to Me! @HarlandWilliams If you've never seen this man live, track him down now! http://tinyurl.com/yf6o957
Updated 2 day(s) ago
I'm not sure what pisses me off more, the fact that Inglourious Basterds didn't clean up at the Oscars or that Spencer Pratt is following me
Updated 2 day(s) ago
Ireland's trending topics are way more enlightening ie: #ChatrouletteCreatorComing
Updated 2 day(s) ago
@Jon_Favreau Replaying the IM2 trailer for two hours pretending it's the film in its entirety. Release it Now Jon Boy!!!
Updated 2 day(s) ago
RT @Jon_Favreau: Start checking http://bit.ly/bSfOP2 New IM2 trailer should be up any minute.
Updated 2 day(s) ago
Who else is going to @RealGilbert Oscar after party? It's in the white van parked across the street from the elementary school in silverlake
Updated 2 day(s) ago
@JoeyMedinaComic Congrats to Zombie Strippers for winning Best Happy Ending award #Oscars #MoneyShot
Updated 2 day(s) ago
#BucketList Insult Stephen Hawking just to hear him give me the "I'm rubber your glue" routine
Updated 2 day(s) ago
#MoviesThatCouldBePorn "District 69"
Updated 2 day(s) ago
Anybody else think it was kind of strange when they cut to Jeff Bridge's mother when he mentioned his Wife?! #Oscars
Updated 2 day(s) ago
Given the condition of the USA they might be better off overseas RT @MMFlint May they come home NOW.
Updated 2 day(s) ago
Ten dollars says Jason Reitman has pictures of Dave Grohl on all his mirrors
Updated 2 day(s) ago
#FilmsThatCouldBePorn "Anal Blind Side" #Oscars
Updated 2 day(s) ago
If @RealGilbert doesn't get an Oscar for pinkest sphincter on Chat Roulette this shit is rigged #Oscars
Updated 2 day(s) ago
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