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I knew you were Small but WHAT?!! You're Happy Meal! RT @KattPackAllDay http://twitpic.com/17o4rk - The pimp wit a pimp named Charlie Murphy
I knew you were Small but WHAT?!! You're Happy Meal! RT @KattPackAllDay http://twitpic.com/17o4rk - The pimp wit a pimp named Charlie Murphy
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Hey Baboon face @JoBubbles74 keep your self serving bullshit priorities to yourself; @DaddyFigure might be able to help you dummy
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YO! WARM CHEESY GARLIC BREAD WITH DELICIOUS ITALIAN HERBS! STOP TRYING TO RAPE MY MOUTH!!!
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I Gotta make a confession for all my regrets and Never repeat the same mistake again......Crispy is Way better than Original recipe!!! @KFC
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@billmaher RT @JenKirkman Sarah Palin raided Oscar gifting suites --liberal Hollywood sure comes in handy sometime, doesn't it?
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God bless you DisneyLand for bringing Back "Captain Eo"; bills are paid for the year #Material #TooEasy
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Enabler!!! RT @drdrew RT @SarahKSilverman: This is hilarious http://bit.ly/dqtQOJ This is Hysterical, not to be missed!!
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Another enlightening conversation with Stephen Hawking on Chat roulette; always thought he had Bose speakers for Balls
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Most people like to finish reading their fortune cookies with "In Bed" for a cheap chuckle; I prefer "In 1080P"
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"Heeyy.,.ho w am you todghay? #DrunkTextsToEx
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A "Gentlemen's Club" is the marketing genius of Overcharging for the in reality a "Scum Bags Club"; they'd have to lower the cover charge
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Dating this Japanese chic that told me she won't give it up until she passes Final Fantasy 13...better not be longer than Super Mario Bros!!
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#OmgFacts Simon Cowell shops at the East LA Salvation Army
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If you've never seen the Kim Kardashian sex tape but have seen her Carls Jr. commercial, just know her salad commercial is more satisfying
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#YouKnowYourHigh When the Meow Mix commercials make you hungry
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You mudda fucka's you!!! RT @la_dodgers LA Dodgers 2 at San Francisco 3 FINAL
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@ConanOBrien can I borrow thirty five dollars and 82 cents? Need some closure with my tab at Ribs USA #BurbankNazis
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Some words are just born to be funny; like Keith Sweat. The possibilities are endless
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If 69ing this delicious box of Cheez-It crackers is wrong, I don't wanna be right
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Talk to Me! @HarlandWilliams If you've never seen this man live, track him down now! http://tinyurl.com/yf6o957
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@SpencerPratt follow @Shoosh0126 #FreeSeasonRaiderTickets
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I'm not sure what pisses me off more, the fact that Inglourious Basterds didn't clean up at the Oscars or that Spencer Pratt is following me
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Ireland's trending topics are way more enlightening ie: #ChatrouletteCreatorComing
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@Jon_Favreau Replaying the IM2 trailer for two hours pretending it's the film in its entirety. Release it Now Jon Boy!!!
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RT @Jon_Favreau: Start checking http://bit.ly/bSfOP2 New IM2 trailer should be up any minute.
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Who else is going to @RealGilbert Oscar after party? It's in the white van parked across the street from the elementary school in silverlake
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@JoeyMedinaComic Congrats to Zombie Strippers for winning Best Happy Ending award #Oscars #MoneyShot
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#BucketList Insult Stephen Hawking just to hear him give me the "I'm rubber your glue" routine
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#MoviesThatCouldBePorn "District 69"
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Anybody else think it was kind of strange when they cut to Jeff Bridge's mother when he mentioned his Wife?! #Oscars
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Given the condition of the USA they might be better off overseas RT @MMFlint May they come home NOW.
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Ten dollars says Jason Reitman has pictures of Dave Grohl on all his mirrors
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#FilmsThatCouldBePorn "Anal Blind Side" #Oscars
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If @RealGilbert doesn't get an Oscar for pinkest sphincter on Chat Roulette this shit is rigged #Oscars
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@BorowitzReport Did I miss the Oscar for Biggest Ball Sack on Chat Roulette?
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