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Description: I am a comic, writer, and a lover of Fresca. I split my time between NYC & LA. Oprah said my name. Avatar by @WithReservation

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RT @AIDSWalkNY: Green Walker Sign-In's @wonderfulbryan & @HAlanScott delivering the fundraising awards to the Apple store for Sunda ...
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New York City http://t.co/34VHKZD5
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Just yelled "I love you" to @TAThiessen from a truck. It's too bad I'm gay, because I just did what so many straight men WISH they could!
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Starbucks new clove coffee really should be called "5 minutes later" coffee.
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@ahuntre the alien ruffie!
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I have a bump in my armpit. If movies have taught me anything, this means I'm either very ill or have poor hygiene.
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@wildbrad @wonderfulbryan I think you're on to something.
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Waiting for cars to pass while @wonderfulbryan pees btwn cars. Typical Thursday!!
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@pierrefitch sorry, friends boring/awkward :-/ have fun in NYC!
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RT @wonderfulbryan: Forgot how good looking new yorkers are. I feel like my eyes are gonna catch an std this week. #yowza
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@pierrefitch may or may not be near me at @xlnightclub. Either way, I just got moist.
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I firmly believe in being firm.
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"I want a smoothie, that sounds refreshing," me. "Yeah, but that's on another planet, we don't have time for that." @wonderfulbryan
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"Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is real cute. I'd let him get me stoned," @WonderfulBryan
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RT @TrivWorks: Getting psyched for 6/7 Golden Girls vs Designing Women trivia @BellHouseNY w/ @eliotglazer & @HAlanScott! [vid] http ...
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@Matthewgogo @Megadeth!!!
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@Matthewgogo @Megadeath!!!
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Baby got back. http://t.co/zLE8vmOy
Baby got back. http://t.co/zLE8vmOy
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@CaitlinMintz Get. It. GURL!
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@LogoTV ...What song do you end karaoke nights with?" Jesus Take the Wheel! Crowd pleaser, great performance art moment, & a life lesson!
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@carriegravenson @awesomecomedy @thepit @dhirshon @comedianluke I just got hard. #TMI
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