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Twitter Name: @HAlanScott
Website: http://halanscott.com
Location: BEHIND YOU.... made ya look!
Description: I am a comic, writer, and a lover of Fresca. I split my time between NYC & LA. Oprah said my name. I might be the Green Lantern.
Website: http://halanscott.com
Location: BEHIND YOU.... made ya look!
Description: I am a comic, writer, and a lover of Fresca. I split my time between NYC & LA. Oprah said my name. I might be the Green Lantern.
Profile Link: http://comedytweet.com/H_Alan_Scott


@tylercoates @imchriskelly @saraschaefer1 @katespencer I joke about my cancer to cope & give perspective to others. sometimes to get laid.
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RT @xojanedotcom: "When I think about cancer, when I think about Angelina Jolie, I think about things that are not real." -@mandystadt: htt…
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I know really, really beautiful ladies. Be jealous fellas! http://t.co/TYyu3DZqI3 @lolololori @judyjudyjudy
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MISSOURI BITCHES!!!! (I'm the bitch here, literally in my home state) #314ever photo by @KennyKane http://t.co/Fj4BhiREGQ
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RT @jakefogelnest: @HAlanScott Cool bear impression, lunkhead. #Grr #Grrrrrrreat job sounding like an idiot bear.
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Going live on the @StupidCancer Show! Listen http://t.co/LejVOJzYet #chemocation
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It's true. #BonerParty RT @benjamingodfre: follow my vine! I say funny shit @benjamingodfre
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Dr. Joyce Brothers died. I loved her Mama's Family episode as a kid. She gave some great advice to Naomi, right @vickilawrence? #IndoorKid
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RT @J_Derm: Justin Bieber's mom has 2.2 million Twitter followers. My mom has a Toyota Corolla.
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Minnesota legalizes gay marriage. @AlFranken to marry every same-sex couple as Stuart Smalley. #marriageequality http://t.co/6HyCtLbuU5
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Can I consider this fan art @one_vazquez? Too late, already am! #brillz http://t.co/juaYnv4YJU
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