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Twitter Name: @HalliB
Website: http://favstar.fm/users/HalliB/recent
Location: the beach, CA (los angeles)
Description: Writer/Performer of comedy. The black guy in my profile pic is @Travon so it's all good. HalliBorgfjord.com
Website: http://favstar.fm/users/HalliB/recent
Location: the beach, CA (los angeles)
Description: Writer/Performer of comedy. The black guy in my profile pic is @Travon so it's all good. HalliBorgfjord.com
Profile Link: http://comedytweet.com/Halli_Borgfjord
@thereisspiece umm are we even friends?!
Updated 5 day(s) ago
NEW Standup vid from my last show @TheIrvineImprov ENJOY/RT!
http://t.co/KZbuZ08ypG
Updated 6 day(s) ago
LOL hot girl from high school who works at Papa John's.
Updated 8 day(s) ago
"More like Fifty Shades Earl Grey!" -me making tea this morning
Updated 8 day(s) ago
Just got off a 4 hour flight so I'm immediately gonna take a shower cause naturally I feel like someone who sat in farts for about 4 hours.
Updated 8 day(s) ago
I wonder how much money those umps had on the Cleveland Indians
Updated 9 day(s) ago
RT @andylassner: RT only if you believe @realDonaldTrump is an awful human being
Updated 9 day(s) ago
Girls that use #thighgap hash tags have #daddyissues
Updated 10 day(s) ago
.@realDonaldTrump remember when Jon Stewart changed television with the Daily Show and you went bankrupt inheriting your daddy's biz?
Updated 10 day(s) ago
I don't want to commit murder though you guys. Just sayin
Updated 11 day(s) ago
I'm pretty sure I could commit murder solely based on how good I used to hide smoking weed from my mom.
Updated 11 day(s) ago
Dear Comedy Clubs,
Please stop hiring hypnotists.
Sincerely,
Everyone ever
Updated 11 day(s) ago
Screw the Lakers AND the Clippers. I'm all about Golden State!!
Updated 11 day(s) ago
RT @eddiepepitone: signs that things aren't going well: 1) you sell your violin for a grilled cheese. 2) u lie about your height.
Updated 11 day(s) ago
Satirical news is the truth. Fox News is the real comedy.
Updated 12 day(s) ago
Stereotypes about the South are true 100% of the time.
Updated 13 day(s) ago
I love listening to Sigur Ros. They sound like my dad's family.
Updated 15 day(s) ago
If you're a semi-attractive girl just post semi-nude pics and then think your following is based on talent. Oh wait...
Updated 16 day(s) ago
Skipped two songs on Pandora because they weren't playing. Commercial came on and played FLAWLESSLY. Well done, a-holes.
Updated 16 day(s) ago
This is the bottom of the page....
