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Twitter Name: @MrHoratioSanz
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Description: I am Horatio Sanz. I do haha's and makem ups . My face is on TV sometimes.

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RT @OKMagazine: Think anyone would mind if we just plopped down between these two beautiful tropical fish? http://t.co/us0LO4rKKH http://t.…
Updated posted December 3, 2013, 5:22 pm
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RT @SarahKSilverman: Tits!
Updated posted December 3, 2013, 5:17 pm
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RT @cassandram1990: @MrHoratioSanz You're right! I'll finally build that house made of popsicle sticks. #inspired
Updated posted December 3, 2013, 5:15 pm
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Do something. Not everyone can go through life "Kardashian it". #fame
Updated posted December 3, 2013, 5:12 pm
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You guys know the feeling when dark shit is cozy like a motherfuck, right? #elliottsmith #Radiohead #PinkFloyd
Updated posted December 3, 2013, 4:53 pm
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YOU ARE LOVED!
Updated posted December 3, 2013, 4:50 pm
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RT @roboteating: “@MrHoratioSanz: Listening to Elliott Smith - XO on an overcast L.A. day. Happy, I guess.”This is how most suicide notes b…
Updated posted December 3, 2013, 4:49 pm
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@PattyArquette The other day I had a Apple flavored "Lemon head". That reminded me of being a fat, happy, little snot.
Updated posted December 3, 2013, 4:47 pm
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Listening to Elliott Smith - XO on an overcast L.A. day. Happy, I guess.
Updated posted December 3, 2013, 4:44 pm
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Thank you. GREAT GIFT! RT @yongone1: @MrHoratioSanz hey loved the show at Sunrise palace Can Cun. (cont) http://t.co/q77qb7C6qn
Updated posted December 3, 2013, 2:06 pm
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A lot of slow Hard-ons working at MIAMI Airport (Customs). Avoid.
Updated posted December 2, 2013, 3:56 pm
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RT @realphilhendrie: @MrHoratioSanz Fuckin A
Updated posted November 30, 2013, 1:31 pm
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Updated posted November 30, 2013, 1:21 pm
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I'm going to immediately get off my soap box. It just bums me out. #ringo-peace-n-love.
Updated posted November 30, 2013, 12:34 pm
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Friends with kids think it's okay to show them "Sea World" and the Circus. One day we'll (cont) http://t.co/tla8lJOjRa
Updated posted November 30, 2013, 12:32 pm
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Ok great. Fuck it. WIRE ME THE CASH. I'll be on the set Monday. #Stallone
Updated posted November 30, 2013, 10:27 am
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RT @BrianWCollins: Tonight at the @newbeverly - a 35mm print of what is indisputably one of the greatest films of all time: CASABLANCA. Joi…
Updated posted November 30, 2013, 10:16 am
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RT @shelbyfero: No one in my family has ever listened to anything another family member has said.
Updated posted November 29, 2013, 10:24 pm
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I thought that was you! RT @amalia_r: Just saw @mrhoratiosanz outside the sunrise lobby in Cancun (cont) http://t.co/aaAszPe6zf
Updated posted November 29, 2013, 10:11 pm
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Dog park without dogs. #sadville http://t.co/AHl9bdqCgF
Dog park without dogs. #sadville http://t.co/AHl9bdqCgF
Updated posted November 28, 2013, 11:14 pm
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Oh shiz. This was an hour ago. RT @EllenPage: What movie am I watching? -- It features an EE Cummings poem & Carrie Fisher briefly.
Updated posted November 28, 2013, 9:52 pm
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Hannah and her sisters. RT @EllenPage: What movie am I watching? -- It features an EE Cummings poem & Carrie Fisher briefly.
Updated posted November 28, 2013, 9:51 pm
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I'm dressed as a turkey and playing the "knockout game" at Walgreens.
Updated posted November 28, 2013, 4:24 pm
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FUNNY RT @improv4humans: Ep. 109 is LIVE from Bumbershoot Pt. 2 with @LeonPhelps @MrHoratioSanz (cont) http://t.co/n12Aqfj61i
Updated posted November 28, 2013, 11:47 am
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The Sanz Triplets. We have a secret time travel app. HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!! http://t.co/EYCv8d7y0P
Updated posted November 28, 2013, 10:45 am

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