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Twitter Name: @Jakethis
Website: http://jakethis.com/
Location: America Baby
Description: Jake Johannsen Stand up Comedian. I can do a lot of things.
Website: http://jakethis.com/
Location: America Baby
Description: Jake Johannsen Stand up Comedian. I can do a lot of things.
Profile Link: http://comedytweet.com/Jake_Johannsen
@_TomRhodes Check out the agrodrome sheep show. No bullshit.
Updated 5 day(s) ago
RT @julierogue: .@Jakethis Parthenogenesis. That's the term for when female animals reproduce asexually. But some still require lesbian hea…
Updated 5 day(s) ago
RT @julierogue: Terrific @Jakethis podcast ep just out!
http://t.co/NIXqlTom27
Mirth and food for thought abound! I think I'll listen again…
Updated 5 day(s) ago
Just ate my first and last cake pop. Corporate gig side benefit.
Updated 6 day(s) ago
“@nascarfan766: @Jakethis hope to see you in #Vegas! Didn't see on your website.” It's a corporate gig so that's a bummer for us.
Updated 6 day(s) ago
Silly Monday is in full affect.
Updated 6 day(s) ago
I'm heading to Vegas for some indoor living and supplemental oxygen. It's a work trip. Hard work. (My wife has started reading these.)
Updated 6 day(s) ago
Somebody had to go on a spacewalk to fix an ammonia leak at the space station. Glad I gave up on that astronaut dream. Gotta go get bagels!
Updated 8 day(s) ago
That is a cool picture, my friend. “@forrest_shaw: My manatee friend. http://t.co/XqGBenFqC5 ”
Updated 8 day(s) ago
@SheikYerbouti Vegas is a tricky one for those of us between Superstar and New Up and Comer. Heart is willing looking for right situation
Updated 8 day(s) ago
RT @KarenKilgariff: Even when my mom's Alzheimer's got bad, she'd still manage to smile at me and say, "Put some lipstick on, honey. You lo…
Updated 9 day(s) ago
Do like she says“@TammyPescatelli: Cincinnati, OH, Dayton, OH - City Government, Wilmington, OH please come see me! http://t.co/ONrDehUvcH ”
Updated 9 day(s) ago
RT @MikeTyson: Hey guys -- get this awesome gift for Mother's Day. Send some love from both of us.. http://t.co/Mudc0qPy4g #celebcalls
Updated 9 day(s) ago
“@TomBestor: @Jakethis Question is, what will she now be willing to touch with it?” Bingo. Now I'm not sure what I want.
Updated 9 day(s) ago
Getting my wife an 11 foot pole for Mother's Day. 10 foot pole was insufficient.
Updated 9 day(s) ago
Is a coach's whistle a good Mother's Day present?
Updated 9 day(s) ago
My wife supervises the heck out of me and our daughter. Thankfully she doesn't pay much attention to twitter. What a mom!
Updated 9 day(s) ago
My wife packs an awesome lunch! That is both really true and euphemistically true.
Updated 9 day(s) ago
I've got to write a card to my wife about what a great mother she is without mentioning her total lack of computer skills.
Updated 9 day(s) ago
The Great Gatsby does not look too great to me. I do think Baz Luhrmann is working thru some I his shit though so that's nice for him.
Updated 10 day(s) ago
My 8 year old daughter's Iron Man 4 play idea is in coming together. "Iron Boy" It's all smooth sailing til the lawyers show up.
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I'm only a couple million dollars away from being "all set" so this is a pretty sweet Thursday. Let's go get 'em.
Updated 10 day(s) ago
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