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Twitter Name: @IamUncleJason
Location: Los Angeles, Calif.
Description: Television producer, joke writer, woodworker, husband, and uncle to my 8-year-old niece.
Location: Los Angeles, Calif.
Description: Television producer, joke writer, woodworker, husband, and uncle to my 8-year-old niece.
Profile Link: http://comedytweet.com/Jason_White
This one pretending to be relevant to anything. RT “@WitStreamdotcom: What's the funniest tweet you've seen so far today?”
Updated 10 day(s) ago
@Mruff221 I saw The Flaming Faucets in concert, once. They were fracking awesome!!
Updated 10 day(s) ago
RT @BorowitzReport: "NRA convention speakers included Sarah Palin, Ted Nugent & several others who would not pass background checks" ht…
Updated 15 day(s) ago
Just bought an iPhone 5 and had to see a hand surgeon about getting longer thumbs.
Updated 15 day(s) ago
Kristopher Kross died?!?! #Sailing
Updated 16 day(s) ago
I'm at the ear doctor's office and the staff keeps yelling at the patients. Why are they...oh, right...
Updated 18 day(s) ago
This is how my wife settles an argument about which pen belongs to whom... http://t.co/74tTqJtXGj
Updated 20 day(s) ago
This is the city; Los Angeles, California, where white people don't mow the grass, but they smoke it for "medicinal" purposes. #LAStrong
Updated 20 day(s) ago
#TheFollowing is starting to annoy me. They never catch the bad guys. I'm six degrees from separating myself from Kevin Bacon!
Updated 20 day(s) ago
@heykarlin She's wearing the same dress as that weather chick I Facebook-tweeted about a week ago... https://t.co/hW5iVBc5cJ
Updated 20 day(s) ago
So, here's the thing.
#Thing
Updated 20 day(s) ago
Thanks, Sarah Palin, for bringing the word "assclown" into the national discussion. #AssClownStrong
Updated 20 day(s) ago
RT @LisaGoodwin1: My name's "Lisa" but you can also call me "Invalid User Name or Password"
Updated 20 day(s) ago
Catching up on Twitter and realizing I need to stop trying to catch up on Twitter. #TwitterStrong
Updated 20 day(s) ago
I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm actually glad I missed the "Ellen" show when Gwyneth Paltrow talked about her pubes. #PubesStrong
Updated 20 day(s) ago
Spending my Sunday assembling patio furniture, just like Bob Vila's probably doing. #BobVilaStrong
Updated 20 day(s) ago
SHOW IDEA: "Identical Twins Wife Swap"
Updated 20 day(s) ago
#FF @danielradosh @heykarlin @TheStepdaddy @PANTSSteve @IamEnidColeslaw @JennyJohnsonHi5 @thebryanpaulk @dougabeles @9to5Life @ChaseMit
Updated 29 day(s) ago
Having heard this much talk about bombing since that time Steven Tyler sang the Star Spangled Banner. #BostonStrong
Updated 29 day(s) ago
RT @danielradosh: "See, we're not racist. We hate white Muslims too." -new talking point for racists
Updated 29 day(s) ago
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