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Twitter Name: @jeaniedoogan
Location: chicago
Description: I try to do the least harm possible while also having fun. Chicago stand up comedian who will punch you in the face if you say comedianne, but not really.
Location: chicago
Description: I try to do the least harm possible while also having fun. Chicago stand up comedian who will punch you in the face if you say comedianne, but not really.
Profile Link: http://comedytweet.com/Jeanie_Doogan
RT @MichaelLarimer: Hosting MothersDayStandUpShow tonite @ChiLaughFactory! w/ @mikelebovitz @jeaniedoogan @SydneyAdeniyi and more! Find out…
Updated 9 day(s) ago
At @ChiLaughFactory tonight! I'm just happy to get out of the house and have people listen to me. Mother's day or not, no one ever does!
Updated 9 day(s) ago
Tonight 8:30 pm it's Comedy Comedy at the TapHouse Oswego, IL. Comedy so good we have to say it twice. 123 W. Washington St in Oswego.
Updated 10 day(s) ago
May 16th at Joe's on Weed..20 donattion proceeds benefit The Block Club Federation
https://t.co/6OhPCwECBO
Updated 13 day(s) ago
Telling your teenager to "make good choices" is like telling your friend to " not fuck up because I don't have bail money, bro"
Updated 17 day(s) ago
The positive side of polygamy is that you have other wives to help the ole' ball n chain remember your bday! am I right ladies!?
Updated 17 day(s) ago
RT @imaginethatz: @jeaniedoogan you're welcome! I loved the bit about stoner kids "did you just say that out loud?" Haha
Updated 17 day(s) ago
They just found horse meat in diet soda.
Updated 17 day(s) ago
Love finding out myJuly episode of @NickMom's on when someone tweets something nice or friend requests me...I haven't had a night out since
Updated 17 day(s) ago
There's a site selling neckties & bowties for catsThis is why Al-Queda hates us Do we really need to offer cats 2 neckwear options, America?
Updated 17 day(s) ago
Moustaches are like nose mullets.
Updated 18 day(s) ago
I thought my dog was drinking out of the wine glass I left on the floor but it was just the toliet. I think this is where ppl say, "winning"
Updated 18 day(s) ago
RT @DannyKallas: I'm gonna kill every person in Iowa, then kill myself. I don't wanna kill myself, but it will get me out of coming back to…
Updated 18 day(s) ago
I secretly cheered for the opposing team during playoffs b/c I dont want to watch 9 year olds flail around the court anymore this season.
Updated 18 day(s) ago
dropping subtle hints to my kids about what I want for mother's day. I'll casually scream, "don't make me another fucking noodle necklace!"
Updated 21 day(s) ago
7 years old shouldn't be allowed to play baseball until parents are allowed to drink at their games.
Updated 21 day(s) ago
bgfay750: I am a teacher, and I am tired http://t.co/ugHcedKcjh "We tell our brightest students, do not become a teacher". How sad and true
Updated 22 day(s) ago
I think all of you are doing a great job. Keep it up. You're fantastic and someone should've told you that today. Go on with your bad self
Updated 22 day(s) ago
excited about going to sox games this spring. it's always a special day when someone brings me a super rope and beer right to my seat
Updated 23 day(s) ago
had communion party sat which means i can't say goddammit for the next few weeks & I'll be drinking left over beer w cake for next few days
Updated 23 day(s) ago
Mom, the toliet paper holder randomly fell off the wall. -This is why I've taken a 2 week comedy break. I'm too busy fixing shit and crying.
Updated 26 day(s) ago
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