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Twitter Name: @JeffDye
Website: http://www.jeffdye.com
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Description: Proud son, brother, uncle, and dog father. Star on MTV's Money From Strangers, Designer on EMHE, Finalist on last comic standing, and touring comedian.
Website: http://www.jeffdye.com
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Description: Proud son, brother, uncle, and dog father. Star on MTV's Money From Strangers, Designer on EMHE, Finalist on last comic standing, and touring comedian.
Profile Link: http://comedytweet.com/Jeff_Dye
RT @GaryPayton_20: NBA, bring our Sonics back to Seattle!!!
Updated 9 day(s) ago
RT @Deadspin: Macklemore has beef with the Oklahoma City Thunder: http://t.co/LaQWXj8asW
Updated 9 day(s) ago
Hello to all my new followers. I hope you like immature drunken nonsense. I love you all! FART!
Updated 9 day(s) ago
I love breakfast joints. And gangstas love breakfast joints.
Updated 9 day(s) ago
I just spent the last two hours and 45 minutes trying to high five a squirrel... no success
Updated 9 day(s) ago
My dog got me a Mother's Day card, and I told him "You dumb bastard I'm your dad! NOT mom"
Updated 10 day(s) ago
If you eat at McDonald's, okay. More than once a week, gross. If you follow McDonald's on Twitter, seek help.
Updated 10 day(s) ago
I'm surprised the porn community hasn't stolen and embraced the term lollygagging.
Updated 10 day(s) ago
Love them or hate em baseball needs the Yankees. Imagine Star Wars with out Darth Vader.
Updated 10 day(s) ago
It's hotter than heck today what should I do??? Send me your suggestions.
Updated 10 day(s) ago
I love my mom and I love my niece. Happy Mother's Day. And happy niece day. http://t.co/EhSZfIUwAg
Updated 10 day(s) ago
I never ask for a girls number at a bar, I ask for her snapchat and see how it goes.
Updated 11 day(s) ago
Love is a sexually transmitted disease. .. Sometimes
Updated 11 day(s) ago
What's the best filter for a dick pic?
Updated 11 day(s) ago
I dare you to judge me for waking up at 2pm today. Ill hit you in the face with a fish.
Updated 11 day(s) ago
I only date black chicks and Asian chicks black and yellow black and yellow black and yellow black and yellow
Updated 12 day(s) ago
The city calls them public benches I call them bum beds.
Updated 12 day(s) ago
The term reppin and raping should never be confused.
Updated 12 day(s) ago
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