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Twitter Name: @jeffhansen101
Website: http://www.facebook.com/jeffhansen101
Location: Chicago, IL
Description: not a ghost.
Website: http://www.facebook.com/jeffhansen101
Location: Chicago, IL
Description: not a ghost.
Profile Link: http://comedytweet.com/Jeff_Hansen
i hope one day when i'm a suburb soccer dad, my wife buys me a shirt that says "da coach"
Updated 12 day(s) ago
appaaaaaarently, casual friday is limited to "0 balls" hanging out of your ripped sweat pants holes. :(
Updated 12 day(s) ago
i end all my fights by screaming, "not today"
Updated 15 day(s) ago
RT @joemcadam: "And Bingo was his name-o" is a good catchphrase for farmers, but tiresome if a detective keeps saying it after every clue h…
Updated 21 day(s) ago
you can tuck in your polo shirt all you want, but if you're eating lukewarm hotdogs at 10:59am, you're ruining the experience.
Updated 26 day(s) ago
based on my social interactions, i need to start a business where 30-40 year old bros and cool moms pay me to chat about drinking and bands.
Updated 29 day(s) ago
unless you're with a significant other, it's always awkward when a snow patrol song comes on the radio.
Updated posted April 19, 2013, 12:38 pm
RT @ParlourCar: TONIGHT. 8pm. FREE. @BarDeville. Lineup: @atpburke @nataliejose @friesenpoint @drewmcomedy @jeffhansen101 @mikelebov ...
Updated posted April 18, 2013, 2:43 pm
RT @darwindoobers: If April showers bring May flowers they'll be Little Shop of Horrors big, or dead due to over watering. Gardeners wil ...
Updated posted April 18, 2013, 10:13 am
the problem with working at a mailing store is that you use a lot of variants of "pack" and "box" and i have the maturity of a 12 year old
Updated posted April 17, 2013, 10:34 am
after a day of banging on this drum, i find myself wistful for the more social aspects of my workplace.
Updated posted April 16, 2013, 2:59 pm
finally got my wedding band off the ground. Anyone have sheet music for "hey ya" so we can blow the roof off this hilton?
Updated posted April 13, 2013, 5:16 pm
the problem with having a day job is sometimes customers wear cowboy outfits and tell you wisdom and you have to accept them.
Updated posted April 13, 2013, 1:04 pm
RT @joemcadam: NOW I get it, the Coneheads were different than us.
Updated posted April 12, 2013, 1:56 pm
when i get asked "working hard or hardly working" i say working hard but i say hard with a whisper.
Updated posted April 12, 2013, 12:51 pm
RT @sean_m_flannery: Most comics complain that parents only know how to talk about their kids, which bores them. Then they explain Wrest ...
Updated posted April 9, 2013, 10:12 am
@joemcadam no. he just played a show with his band, tom petty and the heartbreakers
Updated posted April 5, 2013, 3:05 pm
RT @DaveCoulier: North Korea must feel so ronery right now. http://t.co/g7eDYVHU8c
Updated posted April 5, 2013, 2:08 pm
"it's friday night and the moon is right gonna have some fun show u how its done tgif" -my friend from the 90s who just got out of a coma :(
Updated posted April 5, 2013, 2:00 pm
another friday, another desperate plea to #FF down on his luck, comedy villain @darwindoobers
Updated posted April 5, 2013, 9:45 am
does anything special happen in folklore when a baby does the twist to barenaked ladies? i forgot how that saying went...
Updated posted April 5, 2013, 9:06 am
this band is very cool, guys. the drummer is my friend. check out their new single!!! http://t.co/Fbzw5k0RGQ
Updated posted April 2, 2013, 7:59 am
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