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Twitter Name: @JeffKlinger
Website: http://favstar.fm/users/JeffKlinger
Location: Los Angeles, NYC
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Website: http://favstar.fm/users/JeffKlinger
Location: Los Angeles, NYC
Description: Writer http://www.witstream.com/#jeff_klinger
Profile Link: http://comedytweet.com/Jeff_Klinger
Is it that I threw up on the maid of honor or is it that I just don't look good in a gingham check? TELL ME THE TRUTH, DAVE!
Updated 10 day(s) ago
I don't think it's a coincidence that zartacla spelled backwards is Alcatraz. That's some Tony Iommi shit.
Updated 12 day(s) ago
I ate all the good pieces of beef jerky, feel free to swing by and eat the dry chunks. Oh, and bring red starbursts, those are gone too.
Updated 13 day(s) ago
How to write a Law and Order episode: kid gets busted. Says, "my father is a lawyer, keep that in mind." Kid goes to jail. Emmy.
Updated 15 day(s) ago
So much fun to hear one of my favorite stories told by @JayLarsoncomedy on Conan last night. He's like Bill Cosby.
Updated 17 day(s) ago
I AM TAKING YOU OFF OF MY VISION BOARD.
Updated 19 day(s) ago
I AM TAKING YOU OFF OF MY VIISION BOARD.
Updated 19 day(s) ago
I like the way the pool softens my hair and makes my trichotillomania easier.
Updated 19 day(s) ago
I still don't get where the tootsie pop went.
Updated 20 day(s) ago
SIGMA NU IS NOT GOING TO WANT TO HANG OUT WITH US IF WE FUCKING SUCK
Updated 21 day(s) ago
Wanna keep feeling good about myself but I can't because every once in a while I remember I know all the words to at least one 311 song.
Updated 25 day(s) ago
The Perks of Being a Wall Unit #furniturefilms
Updated 25 day(s) ago
Old Stool #furniturefilms
Updated 25 day(s) ago
Will somebody please use these two emojis in a sentence?????????
Updated 27 day(s) ago
@kylekinane @angela8912 how long have you had this and is it on your chest or arm? He looks like he's trying to seduce your other arm.
Updated 28 day(s) ago
Throwing back to my first time at #bridgetowncomedy in 2010. Back tomorrow. #bridgetown http://t.co/0MZicznraW
Updated posted April 18, 2013, 11:55 am
I imagine the insurance card of Fiat owners to be filled with emojis.
Updated posted April 16, 2013, 3:10 pm
Perez Hilton is more relevant than Paris Hilton. Sometimes the world is just right:)
Updated posted April 6, 2013, 8:42 am
I've developed bad sleeping habits but can't work on them because I tend to do them while I'm asleep.
Updated posted April 5, 2013, 6:52 am
You ever bring your laundry over to your girlfriend's house and you both do laundry together? I used to do that with my dishes.
Updated posted March 26, 2013, 6:42 pm
I put coins and flattened hamburger buns near all the Jews in my office, but they're not appreciative. Isn't Passover today?
Updated posted March 25, 2013, 11:12 am
Can't believe reverse couches are all the rage.
Updated posted March 24, 2013, 11:13 pm
Last night a homeless guy gave me his email address for when I do have money I can spare.
Updated posted March 22, 2013, 12:55 pm
The incredible Burt Wonderstone: watch your hope for good comedy disappear.
Updated posted March 16, 2013, 9:59 am
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