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Twitter Name: @JenRemauro
Website: http://www.jenremauro.com
Location: NYC
Description: Celebrity Booker for The Glory Hole on Riot Cast www.RiotCast.com I do stand up. Catch me live w/ @TheRevBobLevy every Sunday www.levylandlive.com
Website: http://www.jenremauro.com
Location: NYC
Description: Celebrity Booker for The Glory Hole on Riot Cast www.RiotCast.com I do stand up. Catch me live w/ @TheRevBobLevy every Sunday www.levylandlive.com
Profile Link: http://comedytweet.com/Jen_Remauro
If you give birth to an ugly baby you should be able to leave it at the hospital and try again....no questions asked, none whatsoever.
Updated 7 day(s) ago
"How do I look in this belly shirt?" = Question the 400lb lady I just saw walking down the street DIDN'T ask anyone before leaving her house
Updated 7 day(s) ago
Kids ruin everything (and so does every episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians).
Updated 7 day(s) ago
It must have been so much easier when all a man had to do was trade a goat or a chicken in exchange for a bride.
Updated 8 day(s) ago
It must have been so much easier when all a man had to was trade a goat or a chicken in exchange for a bride.
Updated 8 day(s) ago
Apparently writing a #MothersDay poem for your mom, on Facebook, thanking her for her decision to not abort you doesn't fly when you're 33
Updated 9 day(s) ago
RT @TheStandNYC: Special Mother's Day Brunch Show at 5pm! @RachelFeinstein @peteleetweets @kendracomedy @JenRemauro http://t.co/4XhS48v7lF …
Updated 9 day(s) ago
The grass IS greener on the other side (unless you have a really good Mexican who knows their shit, then your grass is the greenest).
Updated 9 day(s) ago
Me: "Want to go to the driving range today?
My Son: "I'm too young to drive."
Me: "How's that gifted & talented program working out for u?"
Updated 10 day(s) ago
Reuniting w/ my sister @TheRevBobLevy tonight in Lindenwold, NJ to help raise $ for the volunteer firehouse. Volunteer firemen = Never hot
Updated 10 day(s) ago
If you don't bring your mom to @TheStandNYC tomorrow for #MothersDay to see me, @kendracomedy & @RachelFeinstein it means you don't love her
Updated 10 day(s) ago
Hey guys! Sending your lady Pro Flowers is the same as her promising you a BJ, then giving you a hand job & making you finish it off urself
Updated 10 day(s) ago
When he asks, "Are you tired?" what he really means is, "Am I getting a BJ tonight?"
Updated 10 day(s) ago
I can't wait til someone kills Taylor Swift, then writes a song about it.
Updated 11 day(s) ago
There's something about a grown man riding a skateboard that does absolutely nothing for me.
Updated 11 day(s) ago
So far I've seen 4 cameltoes, 2 muffin tops & 1 really ugly baby today.
Updated 11 day(s) ago
NOBODY CARES!!!!!!!!!! RT @taylorswift13 WE JUST WON A GRAMMY FOR SAFE AND SOUND!!!!!!!!!!
Updated 12 day(s) ago
I wish there was a Plan B pill I could take even though my child is already eight years old.
Updated 12 day(s) ago
If your parents ever bought you pre packaged lunch meat as a kid, that was their way of telling you they hate you.
Updated 12 day(s) ago
Firemen shopping together in a supermarket serve as a male review session for horny housewives everywhere.
Updated 12 day(s) ago
Just realized that every time by boyfriend stops me in mid sentence to tell me, "I'm beautiful," he really means, "Shut the fuck up!"
Updated 13 day(s) ago
If you're unemployed, this should make you want to kill yourself. https://t.co/lFTFlVMANe
Updated 13 day(s) ago
Hooker: "I'll do things for you your wife would never dream of."
My Dad: "You'll iron and fold my laundry?"
#MarriageRuinsEverything
Updated 13 day(s) ago
Strap a dildo on the head of a horse and Voilà!....you have a unicorn.
Updated 13 day(s) ago
This is the bottom of the page....
