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Twitter Name: @jenstatsky
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Description: Writer, Late Night with Jimmy Fallon. Lead singer, Train.
Website: http://favstar.fm/users/jenstatsky/
Location: New York City
Description: Writer, Late Night with Jimmy Fallon. Lead singer, Train.
Profile Link: http://comedytweet.com/Jen_Statsky
In LA & the two people next to me at dinner are talking about their jobs & neither of them are in the entertainment industry. So ... spies?
Updated 8 day(s) ago
Happy Saddest Day At The Abortion Clinic!
Updated 8 day(s) ago
RT @John_Quaintance: Today is like the Super Bowl for guys who like to jerk off to orange-tinted pictures of moms from the 70s.
Updated 9 day(s) ago
I just found out that Shonda Rhimes wrote the Britney Spears movie Crossroads, if you want to know what I'll be talking about FOREVER.
Updated 11 day(s) ago
I just found out that Shonda Rhimes wrote the Britney Spears movie "Crossroads", if you want to know what I'll now be taking about forever.
Updated 11 day(s) ago
Wow -- CBS just picked up tonight's sunset in LA for 22 episodes!
Updated 11 day(s) ago
RT @parksandrecnbc: #ParksandRecSeason6 is ON! This was our reaction: http://t.co/HuB2BORuaD
Updated 11 day(s) ago
No one ever says, "I wish I had worked more" while they're on their death bed. Probz cause the slow decay of death renders you speechless!
Updated 11 day(s) ago
Never gone skydiving but I assume it gives you the same kinda rush as initiating Gchat conversation with a new friend.
Updated 14 day(s) ago
Not saying this bottle of wine I bought is cheap but it's a 2015??
Updated 14 day(s) ago
"No one liked my tweet" is my version of "I have a headache, honey."
Updated 15 day(s) ago
RT @CJToledano: Forgive me father, for I have sinned, this is my...1,000th confession! *balloons, confetti*
Updated 16 day(s) ago
Does anyone have a quick 3-5 years to explain fashion to me?
Updated 16 day(s) ago
Feel like the moment I was in a hip Silverlake coffee shop& my gift card to The Cheesecake Factory fell outta my bag won't soon be forgotten
Updated 16 day(s) ago
They probably call it a WAIST line cause we all WASTE so much time thinking bout it!!! (I'm often sad.)
Updated 17 day(s) ago
@WillWGraham i have at least 60 questions for you, so this won't be a problem.
Updated 19 day(s) ago
What are your options if you do a Reddit AMA and get upwards of 10 questions? Suicide, and/or suicide?
Updated 19 day(s) ago
Man at my gym who just hopped off the treadmill, took out his ear buds, & exclaimed, "Does it smell like fish in here?" is my new fav human.
Updated 19 day(s) ago
What jerk started calling gonorrhea "the clap?" Thus robbing the world of a perfectly suitable name for a fun new dance craze.
Updated 20 day(s) ago
Whenever a friend's like, "I have to go to *the* bank" I'm like, "What's with the secrecy, James Bond?? WHICH BANK?!?"
Updated 20 day(s) ago
There's nothing sexier than confidence. Especially the kind of confidence that comes from being considered attractive by societal norms!
Updated 22 day(s) ago
Jumbotron Operator Manual, Chapter 1: "Spotting Hot Women Jumping Up And Down."
Updated 23 day(s) ago
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