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Twitter Name: @PerryJerisho
Website: http://monologuewriter.blogspot.com/
Location: Southern California
Description: Comedy writer, blogger, author, and cancer survivor. Omnipresent. Perspicacious. Get off my lawn, you punks.
Website: http://monologuewriter.blogspot.com/
Location: Southern California
Description: Comedy writer, blogger, author, and cancer survivor. Omnipresent. Perspicacious. Get off my lawn, you punks.
Profile Link: http://comedytweet.com/Jerry_Perisho
Breaking: Jay Carney sets new record is use of the word "unfettered". Promises future use will be fettered.
Updated 6 day(s) ago
Pau Gasol's brother should be named Ka-Boom or Zap.
Updated 7 day(s) ago
I can't wait for Barbara Walters to leave The View, so I can continue not watching.
Updated 8 day(s) ago
Barbara Walters leaving The View; claims she was held against her will for 15 years.
Updated 8 day(s) ago
This Mother's Day, Kobe Bryant gave his mom a cease-and-desist order with words spelled out of macaroni.
Updated 8 day(s) ago
Never spend Mother's Day picturing your dear mother fucking your dad.
Updated 9 day(s) ago
Put Jodi Arias in a cell with Ariel Castro and let a couple of problems take care of themselves.
Updated 10 day(s) ago
America got it right; they stopped watching American Idol.
Updated 11 day(s) ago
RT @TheBlessMess: Waiting for the American Pickers episode where the cherry falls off some hoarder's cigarette and they all burn to death.
Updated 11 day(s) ago
Popeye to arresting officer: "Do you know who I yam?"
Updated 11 day(s) ago
Reese Witherspoon's mother remembers the day she gave birth and Reese screamed, "Do you know who I am?" #MothersDay
Updated 11 day(s) ago
Dennis Rodman is serving as a US international negotiator. Terms of the offer are tattooed inside his lower lip.
Updated 12 day(s) ago
Cancel your date with Jodi Arias.
Updated 12 day(s) ago
Mark Sanford will be "hiking the Appalachian Trail" all night tonight.
Updated 13 day(s) ago
I want those two Sonic guys to kiss and break the sexual tension.
Updated 13 day(s) ago
For you Spanish speakers, it's Hepatitis Yes.
Updated 13 day(s) ago
The last time someone broke free in Cleveland, he had a 1-hour special on ESPN.
Updated 13 day(s) ago
This Mother's Day remember you made her poop on the delivery table.
Updated 13 day(s) ago
This Mother's Day remember you're the reason she pees when she laughs.
Updated 13 day(s) ago
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