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Twitter Name: @PerryJerisho
Website: http://monologuewriter.blogspot.com/
Location: Southern California
Description: Comedy writer, blogger, author, and cancer survivor. Omnipresent. Perspicacious. Get off my lawn, you punks.
Website: http://monologuewriter.blogspot.com/
Location: Southern California
Description: Comedy writer, blogger, author, and cancer survivor. Omnipresent. Perspicacious. Get off my lawn, you punks.
Profile Link: http://comedytweet.com/Jerry_Perisho
"Let Metta World Peace take the ball out of bounds." ~ The last thing you should do with .3 seconds left in the game.
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It's almost like I don't know what some of you are talking about.
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@luvmyADHD I'm not a Yankees hater. But, no I did not see that happen. You look good in their cap.
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At halftime, Kobe leads the Lakers in assists. It's one of the signs of the end of the world.
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Monologue jokes for Thurs. morning and a pic of a Steven Wright joke: http://t.co/C5j4DZyK .
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In the John Edwards corruption trial, the defense rested; his libido didn’t.
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Jet-setting is a living hell./MT @ParisHilton So jet lagged, went to bed so early last night and just got up. Still on Europe time.
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RT @RJ_Number8: @PerryJerisho Linda Hogan is finally free to date Jose Conseco.
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Do they call it "16 and Pregnant" to reflect the girl's IQ?
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More like "Throwing Up With The Kardashians".
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Manu Ginobili looks like he needs a yarmulke. #Spurs
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Do you think Tony Parker is thinking about Eva Longoria during this game? I know I am.
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Burger King made me sick BEFORE they hired Steven Tyler.
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RT @clarkekant: Morgan Freeman to marry his step-granddaughter? To up the ante, Woody Allen releases a sex tape with his step-grandson.
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We've been busy wondering if your testicles have dried up into dust. / RT @JoseCanseco I am back you lifeless zombies.
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RT @LisaFarted: I'm pretty good with pickup lines. It's the dropoff lines that need a little polishing.
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The Lakers’ defense is as effective as Metta World Peace’s psychiatric sessions.
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Solar-powered boat completes trip around the world. Captain credits new, efficient solar panels & rowing like son-of-a-bitch at night.
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Lightning strikes jet carrying newly elected French president Francois Hollande. Electricity generated by Carla’s Bruni’s thighs.
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