Jerry Perisho

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Twitter Name: @PerryJerisho
Website: http://monologuewriter.blogspot.com/
Location: Southern California
Description: Comedy writer, blogger, author, and cancer survivor. Omnipresent. Perspicacious. Get off my lawn, you punks.

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Breaking: Jay Carney sets new record is use of the word "unfettered". Promises future use will be fettered.
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@perlapell Underwire or no?
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@DukeOfOyl Does bio degradable count?
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@Sunlitone Mars... Venus. Can make for interesting reading.
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Pau Gasol's brother should be named Ka-Boom or Zap.
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I can't wait for Barbara Walters to leave The View, so I can continue not watching.
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Barbara Walters leaving The View; claims she was held against her will for 15 years.
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This Mother's Day, Kobe Bryant gave his mom a cease-and-desist order with words spelled out of macaroni.
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Never spend Mother's Day picturing your dear mother fucking your dad.
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@marc76337408 Thanks much!
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Put Jodi Arias in a cell with Ariel Castro and let a couple of problems take care of themselves.
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America got it right; they stopped watching American Idol.
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RT @TheBlessMess: Waiting for the American Pickers episode where the cherry falls off some hoarder's cigarette and they all burn to death.
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Popeye to arresting officer: "Do you know who I yam?"
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Reese Witherspoon's mother remembers the day she gave birth and Reese screamed, "Do you know who I am?" #MothersDay
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Dennis Rodman is serving as a US international negotiator. Terms of the offer are tattooed inside his lower lip.
Updated 12 day(s) ago
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Cancel your date with Jodi Arias.
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Mark Sanford will be "hiking the Appalachian Trail" all night tonight.
Updated 13 day(s) ago
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I want those two Sonic guys to kiss and break the sexual tension.
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For you Spanish speakers, it's Hepatitis Yes.
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The last time someone broke free in Cleveland, he had a 1-hour special on ESPN.
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This Mother's Day remember you made her poop on the delivery table.
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This Mother's Day remember you're the reason she pees when she laughs.
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@blueshellsd What's her Twitter name. I want to make her cry, too.
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@Hadzilla Proud of you. Stay strong.
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