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Twitter Name: @JimCarrey
Website: http://www.jimcarrey.com
Location: Los Angeles
Description: Actor Jim Carrey!
Website: http://www.jimcarrey.com
Location: Los Angeles
Description: Actor Jim Carrey!
Profile Link: http://comedytweet.com/Jim_Carrey
My first Cricket rifle! Selling guns to 5 year olds. Guns don't kill people. 5 year olds with guns kill people. ;^\
Updated 19 day(s) ago
'How Roland Rolls'is my kids bk abt a little wave who learns he's also the whole big wide ocean! Coming ths fall. 8^D http://t.co/EslCJLqOb3
Updated posted April 19, 2013, 1:25 pm
Like it or not, Wayne LaPierre is necessary. Without contrast how would we know what goodness looks like?
;^)
Updated posted April 18, 2013, 9:51 am
I'd like to thank the congress for reminding us that we should never take them seriously. Hail the corporatocracy! God bless the USNRA! 8^¥
Updated posted April 18, 2013, 9:28 am
There is no such thing as darkness, just the absence of #BOING! ;^}
Updated posted April 16, 2013, 8:39 pm
My heart bleeds for those poor pple in Boston. It's just too much. ;^\
Updated posted April 16, 2013, 2:33 am
Birds r pretty but they have horrible farts.They flap their wings to get rid of the stench and fly away so they can't be blamed. Poot! >=}8>
Updated posted April 15, 2013, 11:01 am
Birds r pretty but they have horrible farts.They flap there wings to get rid of the stench and fly away so they can't be blamed. Poot! >=}8>
Updated posted April 15, 2013, 10:57 am
Yesterday I was walking in the garden when Jesus appeared to me.I said,"Lord, why are u here?"And he said,"Because I love your honesty!"
;^P
Updated posted April 15, 2013, 12:34 am
One thing's for sure, we'll get the legislation we deserve. I'm gonna go listen to the birds, now. Remember actual tweeting? ;^}
Updated posted April 13, 2013, 6:04 pm
Follow Senator Heidi Heitkamp @SenatorHeitkamp. Tell her to do right by all of our children. 3^|
Updated posted April 13, 2013, 11:57 am
@SenatorHeitkamp, How can you tell the parents of #Newtown that guns are not an issue in your state? This tragedy belongs to all of us. 3^|
Updated posted April 13, 2013, 11:46 am
Most Americans want real gun control. The 'Cold Dead Hand' backlash was gutless and contrived. #Newtown #IMNOTGOINGAWAY
Updated posted April 12, 2013, 9:27 pm
NRA, Faithless even to its own members. http://t.co/5Z2k6v8V5P
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Updated posted April 12, 2013, 4:52 pm
NRA, Faithless even to it's own members. http://t.co/5Z2k6v8V5P
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Updated posted April 12, 2013, 4:47 pm
Jonathan Winters was the worthy custodian of a sparkling and childish comedic genius. He did God's work. I was lucky 2 know him. =;o{|}
Updated posted April 12, 2013, 12:51 pm
Jonathon Winters was the worthy custodian of a sparkling and childish comedic genius. He did God's work. I was lucky 2 know him. =;o{|}
Updated posted April 12, 2013, 11:53 am
The last 2 links I gave, u shouldn't miss. I'm taking a break now to follow my bliss. Spank You Kindly and MAY THE … http://t.co/xfUu77H2rT
Updated posted April 5, 2013, 11:10 am
Hey world,chck out 'Cold Dead Hand' on Funny Or Die n itunes. http://t.co/BJKKx5Wa1D Wht r they afraid of?It's just a funny little song ;^•
Updated posted April 5, 2013, 10:25 am
Upset about Heston, phonies? Sorry, #NOTBUYINIT! Here's me being honest. http://t.co/ceqVPe2Vyp ;^}
Updated posted April 5, 2013, 10:02 am
RT @misdramatik: @JimCarrey Keep being you bc the REAl ones love you!
Updated posted April 5, 2013, 9:55 am
RT @JoshGaines2000: @JimCarrey I enjoyed it! Classic as always.
Updated posted April 5, 2013, 9:54 am
RT @ILikeShiner: @JimCarrey Charlton Heston skit was brilliant. A perfect example of why you're my favorite actor. #AceVentura3???
Updated posted April 5, 2013, 9:54 am
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