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Twitter Name: @Joan_Rivers
Website: http://www.joan.co
Location: New York City, New York
Description: A simple girl with a dream...
Website: http://www.joan.co
Location: New York City, New York
Description: A simple girl with a dream...
Profile Link: http://comedytweet.com/Joan_Rivers
I am so proud of Angelina. And I hope she is happy with her new breasts after those adorable twins sucked the bouncy right out of her!
Updated 10 day(s) ago
Look who I just ran into at the airport! Now-guess which one didn't eat her vegetables as a child? Stumpy or pretty? http://t.co/Ozzu24LCnu
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Boy does Cooper know me! He picked out these gorgeous beads for Mother's Day. Perfect gift from a perfect grandson! http://t.co/uM9zotfr1J
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Wow thank you!!! RT ?@wombatpatrol @Joan_Rivers Joanie- I LOVE "IN BED WITH JOAN"!!!!! It is the greatest talk show ever! GENIUS!
Updated 11 day(s) ago
On my way to @QVC with Sam. I'm presenting my brand-new printed sequin tanks during PM Style!
http://t.co/z1TAcQyGIp http://t.co/yLgbQwTEjU
Updated 11 day(s) ago
Just saw The Rolling Stones on the cover of Rolling Stone. Not saying you have to look like me but I'm BEGGING you to retouch a little.
Updated 11 day(s) ago
Shooting @e_fashionpolice in New York today. But first I had to stop in for some "emergency nails!" http://t.co/lJPyy9KmDs
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Ok...no joke. I LOVE my flowers from @MelRivers and Cooper. They brightened up my day. Happy Mother’s Day!!! http://t.co/58ll1LmOc5
Updated 12 day(s) ago
Happy Mother's Day! Remember, getting flowers is lovely, unless they’re being hurled at you.
Updated 12 day(s) ago
Thank you! And a hug back to Ecuador! RT @sol_salazarc @Joan_Rivers #FashionPolice show is amazing. A hug from Ecuador
Updated 13 day(s) ago
So happy. Just received Melissa's Mother's Day card to me. A little disappointed it was addressed to "occupant."
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That's Henry on my right, Peter, his donor and guardian angel, on my left, and Peter's girlfriend, Donna. http://t.co/LwO5HiRWLg
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Performed in the Berkshires last night. My friend Henry brought a very special guest to the show - his kidney donor Peter Del Masto!
Updated 13 day(s) ago
RT @GeorgeKotsi: New @e_FashionPolice tonite 10/9c w special host @TheRealLailaAli & @MissKellyO @Joan_Rivers! Plus @mrbradgoreski! http:/…
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Thrilled to have @TheRealLailaAli back on tonight’s all new @e_FashionPolice! Along with special guest @mrbradgoreski http://t.co/DqnPgG4sjw
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How about these flowers! NO-not an early mother's day gift but a very lovely thank you gift! Even Cooper's impressed! http://t.co/Yh63Ul3y5W
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RT @JoanHamburgShow: @Joan_Rivers celebrates #mothersday w/ me donate any amount-$65 buys a bag of groceries 4 a month for a mom in need h…
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RT @ApprenticeNBC: The legendary @Joan_Rivers joins @realDonaldTrump and @IvankaTrump in the #CelebApprentice Boardroom this Sunday!
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David Tutera of "My Fair Wedding" broke up with his husband of 10 years. His new show is going to be called, "My Unfair Divorce."
Updated 15 day(s) ago
Happy to report that Max is back from the vet and he's feeling great! He's even reclaimed his crate from Samantha! http://t.co/LY4TiDbus5
Updated 16 day(s) ago
Please take a moment to learn about the JAM Foundation (@STANDUP_nSPEAK), which encourages young people to talk about ,and prevent, suicide.
Updated 16 day(s) ago
I spent my afternoon yesterday fishing with Cooper and we had a very exciting time. Here's his catch. I am nauseous! http://t.co/myhH3jKtEx
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