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Twitter Name: @hiimjoemasse
Website: http://www.facebook.com/joemassecomedy
Location: New York City
Description: Comedian, Host, Joke writer, Radio DJ, Clinically Insane. My parents were happy for 26 years! And then they met.
Website: http://www.facebook.com/joemassecomedy
Location: New York City
Description: Comedian, Host, Joke writer, Radio DJ, Clinically Insane. My parents were happy for 26 years! And then they met.
Profile Link: http://comedytweet.com/Joe_Masse
#HappyMothersDay Be grateful she didn't tell your Dad to pull out.
Updated 7 day(s) ago
This rain is fucking up my hair. #douchebagwhiteguy
Updated 8 day(s) ago
I've been in show business in one aspect or another for 13 years. Every day/night I'm learning something new. You can't do that on Wall St.
Updated 9 day(s) ago
I'm at that age where I don't know whether to say "Oh Fuck" or "Congratulations" whenever my friends get a girl pregnant.
Updated 10 day(s) ago
Just heard a 5 year old kid say "Kanye West is a bitch."
Updated 10 day(s) ago
Rape jokes are never funny. That's why I tell them when I'm raping a girl so she knows just how serious the situation actually is.
Updated 12 day(s) ago
Got seated in the middle of 2 fatties on a plane. I knew they wouldn't be upset if I switched seats bc they cant even jump to a conclusion
Updated 13 day(s) ago
RT @KunalViews: Every comic should have this list of every competition and festival: http://t.co/Dy3l2v95OO Please RT it!
Updated 13 day(s) ago
RT @Joan_Rivers: There are rumors that Jennifer Aniston is pregnant. I hope it's a girl, because if it's a boy, he'll just leave her like a…
Updated 13 day(s) ago
Dear old high school teachers: Contrary to what you said, being the class clown ended up working out for me. How bout them apples?
Updated 14 day(s) ago
Fucking Celtics. End of an era.
Updated 16 day(s) ago
@JimNorton doing a Boston Benefit Show tonight at 12 at The Stand if you wanna drop by. Would love to have u!
Updated 16 day(s) ago
If ur not coming to the Wicked Strong Boston Benefit tn at @TheStandNYC, God will release ur search history thru a series of Instagrams
Updated 16 day(s) ago
@TomKellyShow thx for the shoutout for tonights Boston Benefit at @TheStandNYC !!!!!
Updated 16 day(s) ago
The Iphone battery doesn't last that long, but it lasts longer than most of my relationships.
Updated 16 day(s) ago
RT @TomKellyShow: @TheStandNYC @petedavidson @PaulVirzi @hiimjoemasse @hiimjoemasse Hey thought you #boston guys might appreciate this. htt…
Updated 16 day(s) ago
RT @TheStandNYC: #WickedStrong Boston Benefit Show w/ @PeteDavidson @PaulVirzi @HiImJoeMasse + more! Laugh for a great cause! http://t.co/f …
Updated 16 day(s) ago
RT @TheStandNYC: Our midnight show is a Boston Benefit Show: @PeteDavidson @PaulVirzi @HiImJoeMasse + more! http://t.co/ftmDAgKIgm #WickedS…
Updated 16 day(s) ago
RT @TheStandNYC: Fri @ Midnight, it's a Boston Benefit Show w/ @PaulVirzi @PeteDavidson @HiImJoeMasse + more! Laugh for a good cause! http:…
Updated 17 day(s) ago
The Knicks can dress in all black if they want, they are the ones who got buried tonight! Game 6 Friday baby. @celtics #playoffs #celtics
Updated 18 day(s) ago
RT @kendracomedy: My mother hates to get off the phone
When I say "ok, talk to you later"
She says "when?"
Updated 19 day(s) ago
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