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Twitter Name: @boozecoma
Website: http://boozecoma.com
Location: NYC
Description: Stand up comic John McClellan shows you the right way to do something wrong. Touring across the USA and featured on Millionaire Matchmaker.
Website: http://boozecoma.com
Location: NYC
Description: Stand up comic John McClellan shows you the right way to do something wrong. Touring across the USA and featured on Millionaire Matchmaker.
RT @ccnlive: Tonight's Chicago Bulls highlights will be shown on the Vine app.
Updated 9 day(s) ago
This is why you get towed if you park in front of a hydrant-it's the tow truck's spot. http://t.co/iZQbCV42rN
Updated 10 day(s) ago
The working title for "The Hangover 3" was "The Hangover".
Updated 11 day(s) ago
I'm 2 ear hairs away from being able to qualify for a bocce ball league.
Updated 12 day(s) ago
No eternal reward will forgive us now for wasting the dawn http://t.co/ayqu9PfW3q
Updated 16 day(s) ago
Working a show with a magician and the venue gave me his pay along with mine. Guess what my next trick is....
Updated 20 day(s) ago
One of the best POV music blogs is back! Yeah Yeah Yeah is "Breaking Bad" on acoustic guitar and is at http://t.co/3TmrMzPF5W @JohnMarkJames
Updated 21 day(s) ago
Blind people give really good directions.
Updated 23 day(s) ago
@MFlannery513 I start my own bad rumors. I don't need some registered voter's help...
Updated 24 day(s) ago
If you start the "Dark Side of the Moon" CD at the same time you start watching the Boston bombing coverage-it synchs perfectly.
Updated 28 day(s) ago
Why do gummy vitamins have a smaller total vitamin content than regular ones? Because you eat 12 gummies at a time.
Updated 30 day(s) ago
RT @Wags85T: So, when Chaz Bono "busts a nut", does tranny fluid come out?!?
Updated posted April 13, 2013, 2:28 pm
After getting a jury duty notice I said "As a professional entertainer I will only accept a televised trial." They're getting back to me...
Updated posted April 12, 2013, 1:07 pm
Fuck North Korea-we are ready for Colombia to bomb us! http://t.co/PYAkZDIcRT
Updated posted April 9, 2013, 10:32 am
1) Learn to weld
2) Grow a mustache
3) Move to Florida
#MethGoals
Updated posted April 5, 2013, 1:23 pm
RT @JMiz8: Sometimes when I'm sleeping, my boyfriend does this crazy thing. Where he exists. And isn't just my cat.
Updated posted April 5, 2013, 8:26 am
@Luv2ByteYou A cupcake baker will have more Twitter followers...
Updated posted April 5, 2013, 6:43 am
RT @kerrimasso: http://t.co/3PugSaHjyp will not get a cent of my money until they can tell me which apes I came from. http://t.co/MGjyf1Ge7b
Updated posted April 5, 2013, 6:33 am
These will remain relevant for as long as we can scare the Amish with them. http://t.co/rO8bU3igXP
Updated posted April 4, 2013, 3:28 pm
Portobello has made some show only tickets available for Friday night's comedy gunfight in Oakland, NJ for those... http://t.co/64dJ6b5Y8y
Updated posted April 4, 2013, 1:38 pm
With the passing of Roger Ebert we are reminded that truly the saddest thing about celebrity death is the parade of lame jokes that follow.
Updated posted April 4, 2013, 1:01 pm
You never really know where you stand with the crowd if your name is Lou. #booing #Louing
Updated posted April 1, 2013, 10:10 am
This mother fucker's material is bulletproof. @jestersccny http://t.co/1LqUrctt3K
Updated posted March 29, 2013, 5:34 pm
This is the bottom of the page....
