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Jon Friedman is a producer, writer and comedian who’s currently a writer and blogger for “Late Night With Jimmy Fallon.” He’s written for “McSweeney’s,” “Paper Magazine,” and “The Huffington Post,” and recently published a book titled, “Rejected: Tales of the Failed, Dumped and Canceled.”Profile Link: http://comedytweet.com/Jon_Friedman
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Calm down with the more than two question marks.
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I would have enjoyed college a lot more if there weren't such terrible bathroom conditions.
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It would be weirder if we slammed doors when we were thrilled.
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The pen is mightier than the sword. *makes a NO SWORDS sign*
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I'm working on my How Stella Got Her Groove Back prequel; How Stella Got Her Initial Groove.
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"More like "high" school am I right?" -Me not knowing what to say to a high school kid
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Idea: Weekend at BEARnies
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It's been 14 years since I last played frisbee in a quad.
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My performance of "When You Believe" did not go over well at Mother's Day dinner.
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"Mother should I build a wall?" -Me asking my mom for apartment advice #happymothersday
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Enjoy the day. http://t.co/WjudMvyMRQ
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What is this, the 90's? Am I right New York playoff teams?
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An episode of Friday Night Lights is long. *unknowingly watching the movie Friday Night Lights*
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It's not autocorrect it's Ghost Steve Jobs.
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RIP Dinah Shore
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Be safe, don't Vine and drive.
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Whenever I'm asked to fill in my emergency contact I always put 911.
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@Alsboringtweets But it's impressive that you have multiple bathrooms
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A nice thing from @LateNightJimmy days RT @hollymyer: @saraschaefer1 @corycavin @friedmanjon I wrote this about you http://t.co/eLO9RJDvzU
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If I were a teacher I'd put on a fake mustache and pretend I was a sub and be like (lower voice) "so what do you guys think of Jon?"
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RT @coreyh: @friedmanjon make the cheerios! All you need: Oats, Modified Corn Starch, Sugar, Salt, Tripotassium Phosphate & mixed tocophero
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Hot tip: Make your own Honey Nut Cheerios at home. All you need is Cheerios, honey, nuts, a blender, and a brush!
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I'd probably be more into the ThunderCats if they were the LightningDogs.
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@J_DIMPS You did good.
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RT if you're 75.
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