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Twitter Name: @friedmanjon
Website: http://www.rejectionshow.com
Location: Brooklyn
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Website: http://www.rejectionshow.com
Location: Brooklyn
Description: You are my density. http://favstar.fm/users/friedmanjon
Jon Friedman is a producer, writer and comedian who’s currently a writer and blogger for “Late Night With Jimmy Fallon.” He’s written for “McSweeney’s,” “Paper Magazine,” and “The Huffington Post,” and recently published a book titled, “Rejected: Tales of the Failed, Dumped and Canceled.”Profile Link: http://comedytweet.com/Jon_Friedman
Calm down with the more than two question marks.
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I would have enjoyed college a lot more if there weren't such terrible bathroom conditions.
Updated 11 day(s) ago
It would be weirder if we slammed doors when we were thrilled.
Updated 11 day(s) ago
The pen is mightier than the sword. *makes a NO SWORDS sign*
Updated 11 day(s) ago
I'm working on my How Stella Got Her Groove Back prequel; How Stella Got Her Initial Groove.
Updated 11 day(s) ago
"More like "high" school am I right?" -Me not knowing what to say to a high school kid
Updated 11 day(s) ago
Idea: Weekend at BEARnies
Updated 12 day(s) ago
It's been 14 years since I last played frisbee in a quad.
Updated 12 day(s) ago
My performance of "When You Believe" did not go over well at Mother's Day dinner.
Updated 12 day(s) ago
"Mother should I build a wall?" -Me asking my mom for apartment advice #happymothersday
Updated 12 day(s) ago
What is this, the 90's? Am I right New York playoff teams?
Updated 13 day(s) ago
An episode of Friday Night Lights is long. *unknowingly watching the movie Friday Night Lights*
Updated 13 day(s) ago
It's not autocorrect it's Ghost Steve Jobs.
Updated 14 day(s) ago
RIP Dinah Shore
Updated 14 day(s) ago
Be safe, don't Vine and drive.
Updated 14 day(s) ago
Whenever I'm asked to fill in my emergency contact I always put 911.
Updated 14 day(s) ago
A nice thing from @LateNightJimmy days RT @hollymyer: @saraschaefer1 @corycavin @friedmanjon I wrote this about you http://t.co/eLO9RJDvzU
Updated 14 day(s) ago
If I were a teacher I'd put on a fake mustache and pretend I was a sub and be like (lower voice) "so what do you guys think of Jon?"
Updated 15 day(s) ago
RT @coreyh: @friedmanjon make the cheerios! All you need: Oats, Modified Corn Starch, Sugar, Salt, Tripotassium Phosphate & mixed tocophero
Updated 15 day(s) ago
Hot tip: Make your own Honey Nut Cheerios at home. All you need is Cheerios, honey, nuts, a blender, and a brush!
Updated 15 day(s) ago
I'd probably be more into the ThunderCats if they were the LightningDogs.
Updated 15 day(s) ago
RT if you're 75.
Updated 15 day(s) ago
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