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Twitter Name: @joshrencher
Website: http://ComicJosh.com
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Description: Los Angeles-based writer, stand-up comedian, sex icon, and small business owner. Follow me if you want to live.
Website: http://ComicJosh.com
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Description: Los Angeles-based writer, stand-up comedian, sex icon, and small business owner. Follow me if you want to live.
Profile Link: http://comedytweet.com/Josh_Rencher
caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror and realized the colors i'm wearing are far too bright for dealing with contractors.
Updated 9 day(s) ago
business idea: all-you-can-eat buffet, but for classy people
Updated 11 day(s) ago
increasingly often, a contractor is someone who's paid to show up late, figure sh*t out as he goes, and rush to get to his next job late.
Updated 12 day(s) ago
i only speed when i'm late. and also when i'm not, to practice for when i am. #safetyfirst
Updated 12 day(s) ago
world's smallest stop-motion film, made by moving individual atoms. http://t.co/oqLihG0mNr
Updated 15 day(s) ago
was wondering why you two weren't at the ice house tonight. mystery solved! @thebobbieoliver @sallymullins1
Updated 16 day(s) ago
making people laugh at the ice house TONIGHT. 9pm. main room. let me know you're coming, and your first drink is on me. happy cinco de mayo!
Updated 17 day(s) ago
"this is not a drill!" —my woodshop teacher, that time i forgot how to use a hammer
Updated 18 day(s) ago
a hurdle race will make you... jump! jump! a scary ghost will make you... jump! jump! collapsing bridge will make you... jump! jump!
Updated 19 day(s) ago
breaking news: madame tussauds to honor kris kross with statues made of wiggida wiggida wiggida wax.
Updated 20 day(s) ago
"it's not you, it's me." —man unveiling self-portrait to twin brother
Updated 20 day(s) ago
telling jokes and tickling funny bones (unrelated events) at @ParlorSocial TONIGHT w/ some incredibly funny people. http://t.co/1elTvv93Ix
Updated 20 day(s) ago
telling jokes and tickling funny bones (unrelated events) at @ParlorSocial TONIGHT w/ some incredibly funny people. http://t.co/1elTvv93Ix
Updated 20 day(s) ago
Huge thanks to @ComedyFilter for naming me Comic of the Month! Check them out for open mic listings, comedy news, and standup merchandise.
Updated 21 day(s) ago
"all the leaves are brown." —color-blind guy with a sepia filter. "and the sky is gray." —same guy, no filter.
Updated 22 day(s) ago
i don't know so. i think so.
Updated 22 day(s) ago
i'm ass-deep in traffic and probably late for my dentist appointment. i hope all of these people get in BIG trouble for being late to work.
Updated 22 day(s) ago
trying to save my little troublemaker from imminent timeout, but she does NOT know how to keep a low profile when mommy is mad at her.
Updated 22 day(s) ago
backstreet's back, ALL RIGHT! @hilar4charity #hfchouseparty http://t.co/3s0dZuTjJp
Updated 26 day(s) ago
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