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Twitter Name: @JoseCandyman
Website: http://www.somelikeitfunny.com
Location: Your Bedroom
Description: Just another middle child in need of attention.
Website: http://www.somelikeitfunny.com
Location: Your Bedroom
Description: Just another middle child in need of attention.
Profile Link: http://comedytweet.com/Juan_Agua
@teresalabarbera Your welcome. @dunkindonuts your also welcome for the plug. Traffic runs on #dunkindonuts.
Updated 9 day(s) ago
Stop asking questions you know the answer to. I wasn't fond of pop up quizzes then and I'm never in the mood now.
Updated 11 day(s) ago
Thanks to therapy I realize I can't stand most of you. And I'll be letting you know accordingly when the time comes.
Updated 11 day(s) ago
Ponamarev Gets Severe Burns From Flaming Absinthe Shot (GRAPHIC VIDEO) http://t.co/JT0hMmB34V via @HuffPostWeird Monkey see. Monkey won't do
Updated 15 day(s) ago
RT @mikemayhew: "Winners are those people who make a habit of doing the things losers are uncomfortable doing."
— Ed Foreman
Updated 16 day(s) ago
Cheese And Onion Chocolate Bars. All at the same damn time. Take that taste buds. http://t.co/NXoUBeaMsu via @HuffPostWeird
Updated 16 day(s) ago
Fleming Arrested For Attempted to Steal Bible From Barnes & Noble http://t.co/TJmDSoopIU via @HuffPostWeird She loved Jesus a bit too much.
Updated 16 day(s) ago
Ralph Accuses Worker Of Sending 'Threatening Dildo' (VIDEO) http://t.co/qS5b8Hj7li via @HuffPostWeird Wife,"what's next?" Hopefully lube.
Updated 16 day(s) ago
Bear vs. Monkey That monkey learned not to stealing lunches from coworkers. http://t.co/hDOwFe2Tv5 via @HuffPostWeird
Updated 16 day(s) ago
The monkey had filed a complaint against his coworker earlier this week. The bear was acting weird. http://t.co/faqKnxysgp
Updated 16 day(s) ago
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