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Twitter Name: @JoseCandyman
Website: http://www.somelikeitfunny.com
Location: Your Bedroom
Description: Just another middle child in need of attention.
Website: http://www.somelikeitfunny.com
Location: Your Bedroom
Description: Just another middle child in need of attention.
Profile Link: http://comedytweet.com/Juan_Agua
Snapped at by 3 coworkers and 1 cop. Sorry for waking up this morning and leaving my house. #gfy
Updated 10 minutes ago
Cranky pants alert. Must be a half crank moon tonight.
Updated 4 hours ago
Mexican army generals are being investigated for ties to drug cartels. Investigators family members are being kidnapped with no leads.
Updated 4 hours ago
Boxers weighing in on gay marriage. Quick, name 3 boxers whose opinion matters
Updated 5 hours ago
What my problem? Your overly sensitive ego.
Updated 5 hours ago
PAC campaign says Obama is trying to come across as a "metrosexual Abe Lincoln". That ruins all my Abe fantasies.
Updated 5 hours ago
Twitter is tracking your every click. Please retweet.
Updated 5 hours ago
@iamjessejones Heat without Bosh is not so hot. The only heat you feel comes from the implosion on the bench.
Updated 5 hours ago
Mark Zuckerberg's PR rep. Ashy Larry released a statement, "My client's rich bitch."
Updated 5 hours ago
RT @Rachel__Nichols: Bad blood getting worse RT @tomhaberstroh Lance Stephenson with a "choke" gesture toward LeBron after missed free t ...
Updated 16 hours ago
RT @OLivingston24: You know Chris Bosh is at the crib with his neck preened saying "How's the Big 2 doin' huh?" Didn't know how importan ...
Updated 16 hours ago
RT @gilsimmons: @JoseCandyman @OToolesIrishBar Friday 6PM for Wounded Warrior Benefit. Cost$15 includes food -ALL $$ goes to troops!!!
Updated 16 hours ago
My bad. Wade has scored 2 points.
Updated 16 hours ago
Heat's Wade not getting along with his coach. His coach is not getting along with Wade's 0 points.
Updated 16 hours ago
Heat Pacers game has too much action on the wrong side of the whisle. NBA drama is the only reality I watch.
Updated 16 hours ago
Why are my tax $ paying for #stillrevolutionary CT tourism TV ads that are airing in CT? I can't afford a staycation here in CT.
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Did Doug Collins of the Sixers give the Celtics the series with 1 game to go and just said what everyone was thinking?
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New London and Groton Heights were raided by CT native and turncoat Benedict Arnold in 1781. #stillrevolutionary
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The original British invasion of Westport, New Haven, Norwalk, and Fairfield took place in 1777-1778. #stillrevolutionary
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Battle of Ridgefield was lost in 1977. #stillrevolutionary
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Danbury was burned to the ground in 1977. #stillrevolutionary
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Women couldn't vote, legal to own a slave and your animal can graze on the town green. Thank god we're not #stillrevolutionary
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Yale reseachers to develop drup that helps prevent the effects of alcohol. Ugly people need to organize a boycott if they want to get laid.
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