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Twitter Name: @karenbergreen
Website: http://www.amazon.com/Following-Polly-Karen-Bergreen/dp/0312571097
Location: New York
Description: Comic, dictatorial mother of two, and author of NYT and O Magazine recommended book - Following Polly
Website: http://www.amazon.com/Following-Polly-Karen-Bergreen/dp/0312571097
Location: New York
Description: Comic, dictatorial mother of two, and author of NYT and O Magazine recommended book - Following Polly
Profile Link: http://comedytweet.com/Karen_Bergreen
The gun lobby is almost as powerful as the pomegranate lobby
Updated 10 day(s) ago
Finishing a great book is like returning home from a perfect vacation. It's over. Now what? @MegWolitzer #theinterestings
Updated 12 day(s) ago
april showers bring may showers
Updated 16 day(s) ago
.@Amazon "The Ex" shooting target by @ZombieInd promotes domestic violence and you shouldn't be selling it! http://t.co/2yCKR9JYI6
Updated 17 day(s) ago
I just bought: 'Dad Is Fat' by Jim Gaffigan via @amazon the excerpt is hilarious @jimgaffigan http://t.co/Dpf9qjJ6Wp
Updated 18 day(s) ago
"Long story short" is a phrase people use forty five minutes into a two minute story
Updated 18 day(s) ago
I am writing my way into another clothing size
Updated 18 day(s) ago
Writing a book is fun. Rewriting it is torture.
Updated 19 day(s) ago
Wondering if, when I'm purchasing a big pack of trail mix, the cashier at Duane Reade knows there's no hiking in my immediate future.
Updated 23 day(s) ago
I'd like to register for Mother's Day
Updated 24 day(s) ago
the ricin letters were sent by Heisenberg
Updated 29 day(s) ago
Bush grateful for his very own Liberry
Updated 29 day(s) ago
CNN now starts every story with, "We have no idea what is going on."
Updated 29 day(s) ago
I watched an entire episode of Live with Kelly and Michael and experienced every side effect associated with Chantix
Updated 30 day(s) ago
My seven year old gives a goodnight kiss to all of the electronics in our apartment
Updated 30 day(s) ago
Gwyneth is People's most beautiful and Gwyneth's most beautiful
Updated posted April 24, 2013, 5:43 am
RT @janecondon: Moms Let Loose http://t.co/fXE5bhuuvP Performing on Sat. April 27th in State College, PA with @SherryDavey and @KarenBergre…
Updated posted April 24, 2013, 4:15 am
I wish the NRA would use its awesome powers for good
Updated posted April 18, 2013, 6:24 am
@AshFrieds @SenatorHeitkamp it does sound like Wayne LaPierre gave her a piece of paper to read
Updated posted April 18, 2013, 5:05 am
lets take the gun out of the their hands while we have the converation@SenatorHeitkamp and don't EVER ask me for money again
Updated posted April 18, 2013, 5:04 am
RT @BetteMidler: Democrats who voted against the amendment, Sens. Max Baucus, D-Mont., Mark Begich, D-Alaska, Heidi Heitkamp, D-N.D., an ...
Updated posted April 18, 2013, 5:01 am
if you need room for yourself and your kids on subway, speak in a really loud voice about the lice outbreak at school
Updated posted April 17, 2013, 3:09 pm
I wish the news reporters would stop thanking everybody at their network--this isn't the Oscars
Updated posted April 15, 2013, 5:48 pm
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