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Twitter Name: @LazyBabyMama
Website: http://www.lazybabymama.blogspot.com
Location: Real Housewife of NJ
Description: Writer/Comedian/Baby Mama//Trophy Wife /Guacamole /Cadbury Eggs /Muppet Baby /Mini Golf /My Birthday/ Free Clothes ... I think I lost my train of thought.
Website: http://www.lazybabymama.blogspot.com
Location: Real Housewife of NJ
Description: Writer/Comedian/Baby Mama//Trophy Wife /Guacamole /Cadbury Eggs /Muppet Baby /Mini Golf /My Birthday/ Free Clothes ... I think I lost my train of thought.
Profile Link: http://comedytweet.com/Kelly_Sater
Can Kim and Kanye release the name of their baby already so I can finally get some sleep.
Updated 14 hours ago
How far Chris Brown insult #Aayliah and her memory.
Updated 1 day(s) ago
My dad told me the best thing about raising girls is that you have 0 expectations of them so whatever they do is exciting-Happy Father's Day
Updated 1 day(s) ago
Moms eye should be fine. Dr said its common to use glue instead of eye drops. Shout outs to those who keep super glue on ur nightstand
Updated 1 day(s) ago
Monday is brought to you by my mom, who just used super glue instead of eye drops. Wish I was joking.
Updated 2 day(s) ago
Just finished reading "where'd you go Bernadette ?" Love love love. Hilarious read it now.
Updated 5 day(s) ago
"Crayon in the dryer" is the new "poop the bed".
Updated 5 day(s) ago
I had a beer with dinner the past 3 nights in a row. Don't worry it was bottled not canned. I'm still classy.
Updated 7 day(s) ago
That moment when you finish a book and your depressed because you know you'll never see those characters again.
Updated 7 day(s) ago
Sometimes ill purposely write "your" instead of "you're" just to test how insane your.
Updated 7 day(s) ago
I never feel like more of an adult than when I'm writing "thank you" notes.
Updated 7 day(s) ago
Sometimes ill write "your" instead of "you're" because I have no morals.
Updated 8 day(s) ago
Did u know that after you have kids you don't call ur art "artwork" anymore you call it "crafts" and a part of you dies.
Updated 8 day(s) ago
I never read a single Harry Potter book but I've read all of the Twilight Series. Judge me.
Updated 8 day(s) ago
I'm out of sugar so I put chocolate milk in my coffee. #pioneer
Updated 9 day(s) ago
My suburban dream is to buy clothes at the mall to wear the next time I go to the mall.
Updated 11 day(s) ago
RT @WomensHumor: "If you think women are the weaker sex, trying pulling the blankets back to your side."
Updated 12 day(s) ago
If the #nsa is reading my texts I really hope they remember to bring home the milk.
Updated 12 day(s) ago
Sometimes you just need to re-explore @thelonelyisland #TBT #ShyRonnie http://t.co/38ewHVVEgt
Updated 13 day(s) ago
My four year old is innocently practicing holding up her middle finger. #precious
Updated 14 day(s) ago
I fit into my size 4 shorts! It's ok to brag because they're maternity shorts. #silverlining
Updated 14 day(s) ago
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