@MajandraD advantage zombies.
Updated 11 hours ago
Those aren't high fives, Bosch is still blocking fools.
Updated 11 hours ago
Ray Allen isn't sweating.
Updated 11 hours ago
Playing "Thunder Struck" only gets Birdman hyped. No one else. #mistake
Updated 11 hours ago
If the Spurs win it'll be by a nose. #Ginobili
Updated 11 hours ago
Ray Allen is the most exciting guy named Ray or Allen.
Updated 12 hours ago
Scoring with a bald spot is difficult both on and off the court. #Ginobili
Updated 12 hours ago
LaBron w/o headband = Zooey Deschanel w/o bangs
Updated 12 hours ago
"LET'S GO HEAT!" - someone with a very unreliable radiator.
Updated 13 hours ago
GOT CALLED GOOD LOOKING TODAY, JUNE JULY AUGUST SEPTEMBER GO INTO THE BOOKS A MUTHAFUCKIN VICTORY Y'ALL! #scoliosis
Updated 20 hours ago
You should see me eating noodles right now, it's just like, "RELAX GUY! LOL! OMGYOLO!
Updated 1 day(s) ago
Watching a woman have as much trouble with a copy machine as I have during sex. (She's crying)
Updated 1 day(s) ago
Write/call/fax/email congress to finally make chatting in public restrooms a hate crime. ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.
Updated 1 day(s) ago
People with birds on your shoulder! What's the goal?!
Updated 1 day(s) ago
I thought I was the only one that called him "Ry Ry Gos Gos.
Updated 2 day(s) ago
I like eyes a little too spread apart.
Updated 2 day(s) ago
My hairstyle is determined not by me, but by the position in which I nap.
Updated 2 day(s) ago
THIS GAME'S A REAL RUMPUS! I'd say if I was at a party watching it.
Updated 2 day(s) ago
RT @thesulk: Based on Darius Rucker singing the national anthem before this NBA finals game, I predict the Bulls will beat the Suns by 12.
Updated 2 day(s) ago
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