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Twitter Name: @kevin_tor
Website: http://kevintor.tumblr.com
Location: New Jersey
Description: Comedian and all-around good egg.
Website: http://kevintor.tumblr.com
Location: New Jersey
Description: Comedian and all-around good egg.
Profile Link: http://comedytweet.com/Kevin_Tor
New Video! Sean and Kevin Do TV! - "The Voice" http://t.co/pTi1p9fZeA
Updated 4 day(s) ago
It would be futile to apply for a job at Whole Foods. My 5 year plan isn't bold enough in terms of flax seed use.
Updated 4 day(s) ago
Really wanted a banana so I got one out of the money stand.
Updated 4 day(s) ago
Am I being good on my diet if I lower myself to eating my second favorite cookie?
Updated 4 day(s) ago
New Sean and Kevin Do TV! This time we do #TheVoice and we'd like you to RT! http://t.co/8HGyYGv7Su
Updated 4 day(s) ago
Put a gremlin in a bag full of silica gel packets overnight and now I've got a sweet mogwai again.
Updated 5 day(s) ago
Debbie Does Melanoma #TanMomPornTitles
Updated 5 day(s) ago
Allergies - for when you want to feel like you ran 10 miles without all of the health and aerobic benefits.
Updated 5 day(s) ago
Much rather take the physical abuse of Game of Thrones Joffrey over the verbal abuse of Fresh Prince of Bel Air Geoffrey any day.
Updated 5 day(s) ago
The Suck It List? RT @danklein_is_fat: Can't wait for that new movie where Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson die together.
Updated 6 day(s) ago
@blaudiablogan just don't do long sets…be on a train back by the time you get the light
Updated 6 day(s) ago
@blaudiablogan I've made it through my whole life here. Your skin might get orange-brownish, though.
Updated 6 day(s) ago
Too bad Man City lost the FA Cup but, from what I can tell about soccer, there's probably some other really important cup to win tomorrow.
Updated 6 day(s) ago
Baz Luhrmann just ran into my living room and beat me unconscious with a first edition copy of Great Gatsby. At least I saved 10 bucks.
Updated 8 day(s) ago
Blog Entry: American Idol Season 12 - Top 3 - More like "Top Not Kree" http://t.co/n5aEFIZbL3
Updated 9 day(s) ago
@joshgad I loved your show and hope to one day make an equally brilliant canceled-way-too-soon show of my own. #RIP1600Penn
Updated 9 day(s) ago
Is the 'x' a hug or a kiss? I know the 'o' is an orgasm.
Updated 9 day(s) ago
#YouWillNotBeTakenSeriouslyIf you front Sugar Ray.
Updated 9 day(s) ago
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