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Twitter Name: @kevin_tor
Website: http://kevintor.tumblr.com
Location: New Jersey
Description: Comedian and all-around good egg.

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New Video! Sean and Kevin Do TV! - "The Voice" http://t.co/pTi1p9fZeA
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It would be futile to apply for a job at Whole Foods. My 5 year plan isn't bold enough in terms of flax seed use.
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Really wanted a banana so I got one out of the money stand.
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Am I being good on my diet if I lower myself to eating my second favorite cookie?
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New Sean and Kevin Do TV! This time we do #TheVoice and we'd like you to RT! http://t.co/8HGyYGv7Su
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Put a gremlin in a bag full of silica gel packets overnight and now I've got a sweet mogwai again.
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Debbie Does Melanoma #TanMomPornTitles
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Allergies - for when you want to feel like you ran 10 miles without all of the health and aerobic benefits.
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@EliBraden I'm a stay-at-home dad. Send help.
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Much rather take the physical abuse of Game of Thrones Joffrey over the verbal abuse of Fresh Prince of Bel Air Geoffrey any day.
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The Suck It List? RT @danklein_is_fat: Can't wait for that new movie where Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson die together.
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@blaudiablogan just don't do long sets…be on a train back by the time you get the light
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@blaudiablogan I've made it through my whole life here. Your skin might get orange-brownish, though.
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Too bad Man City lost the FA Cup but, from what I can tell about soccer, there's probably some other really important cup to win tomorrow.
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Baz Luhrmann just ran into my living room and beat me unconscious with a first edition copy of Great Gatsby. At least I saved 10 bucks.
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@MichaelSlezakTV Koodoos to Randy on 12 seasons of American Idol.
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As they say - Tie goes to the Pirate. RT @AVSNY: Safe.
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Blog Entry: American Idol Season 12 - Top 3 - More like "Top Not Kree" http://t.co/n5aEFIZbL3
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@michelleisawolf how much is mandee's paying you?
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@mattruby I'm sure she knew it was My Chemical 5mance.
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@joshgad I loved your show and hope to one day make an equally brilliant canceled-way-too-soon show of my own. #RIP1600Penn
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Is the 'x' a hug or a kiss? I know the 'o' is an orgasm.
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@KenJennings Come on, buddy. Just smile. :)
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@neiltyson So light in a leap year is like George Clooney in Up in the Air?
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#YouWillNotBeTakenSeriouslyIf you front Sugar Ray.
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