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Twitter Name: @kaychiarello
Website: http://kristenthinksthoughts.blogspot.com
Location: I love, New York
Description: Comic/Professional Contemplator. My life inadvertently attracts every possible element of disaster. And twitter documents it.
Website: http://kristenthinksthoughts.blogspot.com
Location: I love, New York
Description: Comic/Professional Contemplator. My life inadvertently attracts every possible element of disaster. And twitter documents it.
Profile Link: http://comedytweet.com/Kristen_Chiarello
@SurferWife done!!
Updated 7 day(s) ago
RT @SurferWife: @kaychiarello Woman. I need you to vote for Alexa Sandberg in this contest and then tell your people to do the same! http:…
Updated 7 day(s) ago
RT @itssylviaplath: There is a certain clinical satisfaction in seeing just how bad things can get.
Updated 8 day(s) ago
@stephkimble Ha! I was like holy shit. No one can ever complain about bring dick slapped again..
Updated 9 day(s) ago
Pretty confident Elijah Wood just pulled up next to me at a 7-11. Would Frodo drive a Sebring?
Updated 9 day(s) ago
When life gets you down, look on the bright side. At least you didn't accidently take a harpoon to the face.. http://t.co/OsNSE9KllG
Updated 9 day(s) ago
If there wasn't a 24 hour diner around the block, I'm confident I'd starve to death. #fatpplprobs #nocookingskills
Updated 9 day(s) ago
Fact: Waiting tables on a holiday weekend should presuppose waterboarding in terms of cruel and unusual punishments. #torture #Dday
Updated 9 day(s) ago
@SurferWife @mellisabadour Ha! I should have controlled my shit better. Although I do recall someone licking a lesbian's crab ball..
Updated 9 day(s) ago
@surferwife @melissabadour I suppose you can gossip about how I made a drunk ass out of myself haha. #mess #sorry
Updated 9 day(s) ago
@SurferWife @melissabadour Hahah!! Damn. I'd forfeit the legroom for the gossip.
Updated 9 day(s) ago
@SurferWife @melissabadour You guys still airborne? Or still in need of sufficient entertainment?
Updated 9 day(s) ago
"You are free, therefore choose, that is to say, invent"-Sartre
Updated 10 day(s) ago
Existentialism is a pretty rad concept. #philosophy #studying #sartre
Updated 10 day(s) ago
New study finds restaurants most preferred by cheating spouses are Chili's and Red Lobster. Adultery tip #1: Feed your whores on a budget.
Updated 10 day(s) ago
Um. At what point did I encounter glitter? #hangoverthoughts
Updated 10 day(s) ago
@LLLONLLL @surferwife @mesorandy You haven't really experienced the city until you're groped by a New Yorker..
Updated 10 day(s) ago
I think I'm dying. #margaritafail
Updated 10 day(s) ago
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