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Twitter Name: @LeahBonnema
Website: http://www.LeahBonnema.com
Location: Salem Witch Trials
Description: Enlightened Monarch working as a Stand Up Comic
Website: http://www.LeahBonnema.com
Location: Salem Witch Trials
Description: Enlightened Monarch working as a Stand Up Comic
Profile Link: http://comedytweet.com/Leah_Bonnema
RT @FattMernandez: I don't wear overalls. But if I did, I'd leave one strap unhooked so people know I make my own rulez.
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Your positivity is always greatly appreciated! RT @TheDailySchmuck: Thanks for the blingy cup @LeahBonnema ! I hope you know how valuable...
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Started freaking out over the fact that anytime I start freaking out could now be considered a midlife crisis.
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Tonight I'm performing on the 'Tyler and Sagar Show' at Caffe Vivaldi. 830pm. Sounds like a place with good cheese.
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Everyone tune in!!!! RT @amyschumer: See my bfs @nikkiglaser and @rachelfeinstein on #insideamy tonight http://t.co/WsA8bJQQQE
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Everyone get to the 49th St subway stop and stand by the "Now You See Me" poster for THE most amazing, can't even describe it, smell cloud.
Updated 4 day(s) ago
My friends fall into two categories, those who like "You're Crazy" on Appetite for Destruction and those who prefer "You're Crazy" on Lies.
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RT @Mikecanrant: Hey women who lie about your age, you know we can see you, right?
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RT @Classy_Cassy89: Why don't you bitch MORE about your wife?
Clearly she's the only thing keeping you together.
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"Danger is real. Fear is a choice." So is not seeing the movie After Earth.
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I actually had quite a bit of fun in some pleather pants once until I got drunk and sat on a radiator. RT @MissMagee: @LeahBonnema ...
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I wonder what it's like to be the kind of person who wears floral patterns.
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RT @mrtruthandsoul: Relationship Status: kicked-out of Dennys for motorboating a plate of fried eggs because it reminded me of our Lost Wee…
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I couldn't tell. He was sweet talkin' it. RT @JasonCarlen: @LeahBonnema I assume the subway car feels the same.
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Shucks! This one is dear to my heart! RT @Favstar_NSFW: @LeahBonnema Congrats on your 50? tweet! http://t.co/JUTpz8uP5Q
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Just watched a man who looks like a young John C Reilly make out with the glass on the subway door for three express stops. I'm tapping out.
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If you live btwn Queens Plaza and Roosevelt on R/M/E lines don't bother trying to get home. Might as well wait for the train to Hogwarts.
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Now I'm so excited I'm gonna pee! Thank You! RT @mrtruthandsoul: I just had the kinda pee you hear about in R. Kelly songs! Thanks...
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Tonight I'm hosting the 7pm show at Caroline's. Previous to that I'm moving back all the furniture I lined up in fort formation last night.
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Sometimes people just have meltdowns at 3am and text everyone in their family a list of synonyms for Toxic.
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RT @TheMikeLawrence: http://t.co/lxrrAfuPtx - Debut album comes out for @ComedyCentral on May 28!! Party and show at @creekandcave May 31st…
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I just woke up. This is a personal record.
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Absolutely fantastic show @standupny tonight! Great crowd! Great comics! TP in the bathroom. Perfection.
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He's headed for a heartbreak. RT @taylorketchum: @LeahBonnema free kip winger!!
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