You call 911 in Cleveland #YouWillNotBeTakenSeriouslyIf
Updated 15 day(s) ago
@The_Rock_WCCC Thanks so much for having me on this morning. ALWAYS a pleasure. XOXO
Updated 15 day(s) ago
Apologize for being late but it's not your fault because your parole officer was behind schedule. #ThingsNotToDoOnAFirstDate
Updated 23 day(s) ago
Suggest meeting at church. Show up in a white gown. #ThingsNotToDoOnAFirstDate
Updated 23 day(s) ago
Let him know you can't stay too long at Happy Hour because your baby is in the car #ThingsNotToDoOnAFirstDate
Updated 23 day(s) ago
Show him the restraining order from ur x & tell him u don't know what the BFD is since the gun jammed anyway. #ThingsNotToDoOnAFirstDate
Updated 23 day(s) ago
Pull a flask from your bag so you can swig down your Valtrex pills while at dinner. #ThingsNotToDoOnAFirstDate
Updated 23 day(s) ago
This Saturday- 2 shows w/
@D_Cummins &
@natashaleggero Go here for fix, Oregon. XO
andhttp://mu.oregonstate.edu/mupc/momscomedytickets
Updated 23 day(s) ago
The f-tards who close the half & half container at #Starbucks. This ain't your kitchen. Your OCD out of control #thingsthatirritateme
Updated 26 day(s) ago
RT @GreySkyThinking: Happy International Women's Day. Open the wardrobe, put on that little black dress and shout proudly, 'I'm a woman! ...
Updated posted March 8, 2013, 9:44 am
RT @iTweetFacts: Women are better at detecting danger, lies & make better choices when it pertains to their family. - Happy Internat ...
Updated posted March 8, 2013, 9:42 am
RT @kelkulus: Happy International Women's Day! You were right, I was wrong. I'll ask for directions. Let's watch "The Notebook". Yes, Ry ...
Updated posted March 8, 2013, 9:41 am
RT @TooMessedUp: Happy International Women's Day! We celebrate all of you girls & women making change, working hard to make a better ...
Updated posted March 8, 2013, 9:39 am
RT @TheTweetOfGod: Happy International Women's Day! Gee, it's great that 52% of the world gets an entire .27% of the calendar dedicated ...
Updated posted March 8, 2013, 9:38 am
Kittens, rainbows and dick #ThingsGirlsLike
Updated posted February 26, 2013, 6:31 am
RT @TheeeSickestKid: #ThingsGirlsLike cute messages http://t.co/rDAZGmkgHH
Updated posted February 26, 2013, 6:27 am
RT @MrPhetz: #ThingsGirlsLike Hitting their quarterly numbers. Ending the fiscal year under-budget. Going 18 holes with the big boss.
Updated posted February 26, 2013, 6:26 am
RT @TweetingForBros: #ThingsGirlsLike Half black dudes who have swag, wear snapbacks, make gay tumblr pics and have no career path
Updated posted February 26, 2013, 6:25 am
RT @POTTERS1D: #ThingsGirlsLike band members and fictional characters.
Updated posted February 26, 2013, 6:25 am
RT @WillBlackWriter: Feminism is a great thing and the world is better with equality but if youre asking what #ThingsGirlsLike I would s ...
Updated posted February 26, 2013, 6:24 am
#Oscars2013 or as gay men and women refer to it #OurSuperbowl
Updated posted February 24, 2013, 6:43 pm
@willging Ha! There are still a few urban cowboys. I am told.
Updated posted February 24, 2013, 6:41 pm
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