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Twitter Name: @MONROK
Website: http://www.monrok.com
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Description: Just pull out. That shit works.

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I thought I just saw a hooker, but it was just another Asian woman dressed up.
Updated 8 day(s) ago
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Is anyone else FREAKING OUT about the premiere of "Breaking Amish" tonight??!!!
Updated 9 day(s) ago
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They should rename the Real Housewives series to "When whores have children."
Updated 9 day(s) ago
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I grew up listening to Edith Piaf, Jagjit Singh, and Frank Sinatra. How are my kids going to turn out listening to Niggas in Paris?
Updated 12 day(s) ago
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Every time I see something like this I realize I've crossed the LA city limit. http://t.co/uClaW4MeUR
Every time I see something like this I realize I've crossed the LA city limit. http://t.co/uClaW4MeUR
Updated 12 day(s) ago
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If you feel the need to "catch up" with someone, just accept that they're not your friend.
Updated 13 day(s) ago
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Our first webisode is out! http://t.co/K81DPcf0M2
Updated 15 day(s) ago
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Whenever I see other Indians in the gym I feel the need to congratulate them.
Updated 18 day(s) ago
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@funnyindian @melaniekann @AkaashSingh and I will be releasing our first webisode on May 6th. You can see it at http://t.co/JQFF0oG9Mt .
Updated 19 day(s) ago
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There seems to be a high correlation between people that hate on LA and people that are fat and hideous.
Updated 22 day(s) ago
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I saw "Dinner with Moron Convention" on my bfs calendar and realized it was the night we're going out with my girlfriends. #relationships
Updated 22 day(s) ago
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That awkward moment when you have to fake sympathy when someone tells you their grandma died.
Updated 22 day(s) ago
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@walkwithraj man I made that and stopped. It has no followers. I am going to shoot it as a sketch so I will keep you posted.
Updated 22 day(s) ago
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Coming out as a gay NBA PLAYER. #firstworldproblems
Updated 22 day(s) ago
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Now it's Jason Collins? This is getting old. Can we just designate a day of the week as coming out day?
Updated 23 day(s) ago
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If I go 3 months without a guy asking me out I start calling myself a career woman.
Updated 28 day(s) ago
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I just got an error message from http://t.co/peca41jDso . "There seems to be a problem. Apparently there are a fucking billion of you."
Updated posted April 19, 2013, 10:04 am
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Me: I'm not wearing make-up. Him: I can't tell. Me: You're either blind or insane.
Updated posted April 18, 2013, 7:57 pm
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@magdelyn no, what kind of parents would name their kid MONROK!
Updated posted April 17, 2013, 9:38 am
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If you need to ask yourself "What Would Jesus Do?" you obviously don't know him that well.
Updated posted April 15, 2013, 12:40 pm
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People that thank god for all their successes must really not have worked that hard.
Updated posted April 15, 2013, 12:00 pm
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Hey people that say "you either love me or you hate me!" Everyone hates you.
Updated posted April 14, 2013, 1:20 pm
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Tonight I will be giving dating advice on 99.3 KCLA FM in Los Angeles at 6pm. Listen or tune in online at http://t.co/jT7SU2w1tx .
Updated posted April 14, 2013, 12:03 pm
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People say you should dress for the job you want. So excited to wear my pyjamas!
Updated posted April 13, 2013, 9:02 am
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I need to call my mom and make sure she's on track for saving for my retirement. #Comedy
Updated posted April 9, 2013, 10:13 am

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