Mark Watson

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Twitter Name: @watsoncomedian
Website: http://www.markwatsonthecomedian.com
Location: Lost.
Description: You're... are you that comedian? Yeah, I saw you on, what did I see you on? I do apologise, can't think of your name.

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@ej09 Give her my regards.
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@ej09 Not everyone thought the same.
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@zoefell @blautreacle Getting some good 'feedback' for it.
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@MagnificentJosh @pandorapink Same face. Great new presentation.
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@pandorapink He guested on a couple of singles, I think.
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@katem3 Sex machine.
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Half my timeline asking why K MacKenzie is always on. Partly it's because he trends. Which in turn is because of people asking why he's on.
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@beat_root13 I've left the scene!
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@EliBraden That's the first humorous take on the disco legend's death.
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@mattleys It's... not to pick holes but she's got herself bigger than Trixie. It's just not accurate.
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@PMK86 I blame him for starting this.
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@bethsetters I do apologise. Hope you are having a nice day.
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@saltbeefTV Naturally I don't reveal my targets in advance. Anyone could be listening.
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@ten20thirty You're welcome to come up again, as long as we don't meet you in League One. I've spent long enough there.
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@saltbeefTV Apparently they felt he 'wasn't really a Sky name'. He's certainly made his point now.
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@ten20thirty A reference to your division, yes, but the gap is closing. Congratulations on the title.
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@CacklingMelLee Oh, only like four or five.
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@ten20thirty Pretty awful, but our new manager was able to steer us to safety and I look forward to rebuilding + not seeing you next year.
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@penwhen There was one when I was just feeling a bit frisky.
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@BristolBillyBob Ooh, don't get me started on those things. #middleaged
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I don't even really mind what the decision is, but I DO object to bad manners. Rudeness has provoked the majority of my crazed gun rampages.
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@TiernanDouieb Useful brief. Someone once said to me 'we're especially interested in scripted stuff, or formatted, or anything else good.'
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@schafersam I can't promise either thing.
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...you become petulant and go on a massive killing spree and then somehow YOU get the blame. (3/3)
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...not only do they NOT tell you on Monday, but they never acknowledge they've let the deadline slip; they just ignore you until...(2/3)
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