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Twitter Name: @IamEnidColeslaw
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Location: Chicago-ish
Description: DTF 24/7
Website: http://favstar.fm/users/iamenidcoleslaw
Location: Chicago-ish
Description: DTF 24/7
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Amanda Bynes mistakes her reflection for a real person, tries to make out with it
Updated 4 day(s) ago
RT @AmberTozer: Next time you are giving someone a gentle kiss on their forehead use a li'l tongue
Updated 4 day(s) ago
I wish I could masturbate without fantasizing about the Gorton's Fisherman
Updated 4 day(s) ago
I think my dentist is cheating on me
Updated 4 day(s) ago
most of my high school relationships involved hanging out in the guy's room watching him playing guitar and/or video games
Updated 4 day(s) ago
this cookie batter tastes like I'm doing something wrong with my life
Updated 5 day(s) ago
I don't talk to my friends anymore because one year we dressed as the Spice Girls for Halloween and they made me be Sporty Spice
Updated 5 day(s) ago
RT @GreenishDuck: Sorry it took me 10 months to text you back. I'm a snake now and I typed this with my head.
Updated 5 day(s) ago
Our Lady of One-Piece Swimsuits
Updated 5 day(s) ago
There's a dildo frozen inside this ice sculpture. Going to lie underneath it with my legs spread and play the waiting game
Updated 5 day(s) ago
Is there anything scarier than people who clap during movies?
Updated 5 day(s) ago
single & ready to get fingered
Updated 5 day(s) ago
the Virgin Mary was actually impregnated by Nick Cave's voice
Updated 5 day(s) ago
what to do the night after a breakup:
1. look photos of u & ur ex
2. eat pizza
3. look @ photos again
4. eat ice cream
5. crysturbate
Updated 5 day(s) ago
hey mom if you're reading this just wanted to say thanks for giving me your wide hips and anxiety
Updated 6 day(s) ago
"Who's Justin Beaver?" - grandfathers
Updated 6 day(s) ago
I wish RuPaul was my mom
Updated 6 day(s) ago
there should be a Shitty Daughter's Day
Updated 6 day(s) ago
RT @Horse_ebooks: None None None None Glorious Glorious Glorious Glorious Glorious Tender Tender Tender Tender Tender None Mysterious Myste…
Updated 6 day(s) ago
RT @BrandonElzby: *bop it*
Cool
*twist it*
Alright
*spin it*
This is fun!
*lick it*
Huh?
*suck it*
What?
*jerk it*
.....Okay
Updated 6 day(s) ago
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