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Twitter Name: @IHateMattDrufke
Location: Huntley, Illinois
Description: I tell jokes and do other things. I imagine you'll be sick of me quite soon. Oh, it already happened? Fair enough.
Location: Huntley, Illinois
Description: I tell jokes and do other things. I imagine you'll be sick of me quite soon. Oh, it already happened? Fair enough.
Profile Link: http://comedytweet.com/Matt_Drufke
Hey, McHenry County! This Friday, I'm headlining a show at Offsides in Woodstock. 9:00. Free. No damn groundhogs allowed.
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If the new Star Trek is bad, I will begin retroactively hating "Lost".
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Just got into an argument about whether "Silver Linings Playbook" was "good" or "pretty ok". It got heated. #filmsnob
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Waiting all night and not getting 500 twitter followers makes me glad I never asked anyone to go to prom.
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For the third time in as many years, I had to fix the frame of my bed. Apparently, I pleasure myself like a wild animal.
Updated 4 day(s) ago
Dear Netflix: Please add the movie "Once" right now. Also, add any other movie I want to see 3 seconds before I want it. Thanks.
Updated 4 day(s) ago
New Daft Punk is here and real and better than 90% of your lives.... #minetoo
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@cm_mikkelsen Gotta earn my followers. It's the modern day equivalent of mine work.
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RT @MrChadBriggs: If Ol' Dirty Bastard were still alive he'd have been on Celebrity Apprentice by now, right? Him vs Busey- what could have…
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Waiting for the two twitter followers to get me to 500. Then I will Michael Hutchence myself... we all know what that means.
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Twitter and most of the people who use it. #TwoThingsThatDontMixWell
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Star Trek Out Of My Dreams And Into My Car #StarTrekPrepositionTitles
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For those of you who are not friends with @inferiorego, here's our twitter-relationship: he writes about comics, I make "Ziggy" jokes.
Updated 4 day(s) ago
@cm_mikkelsen @NxN21 Fortunately, I am mostly jokes. Welcome to Team Hating Me!
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Should've been trying to write more funny tweets, instead looking at how trampish @MileyCyrus has become. Bad news for both of us.
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I'm 4 twitter followers away from 500! My 500th follower won't win anything but will help me feel like a man for the first time in my life.
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Will use my iron for the first time in two years to prepare my Star Trek t-shirt. #IntoDarkness
Updated 5 day(s) ago
Sometimes, I just yell at people, "This the house that funk built! Groove Armada style!" then get sad that song wasn't more popular.
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"The Cubs: at least we're not the fucking Astros" #realslogans
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Can everyone in Chicago follow Nazr Mohammed's example and shove LeBron James to the ground if you see him walking around today?
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This is the bottom of the page....
