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Twitter Name: @mattkirshen
Website: http://www.mattkirshen.com
Description: I make jokes. People sometimes enjoy. Repeat.
Website: http://www.mattkirshen.com
Description: I make jokes. People sometimes enjoy. Repeat.
Profile Link: http://comedytweet.com/Matt_Kirshen
No one talks about the less successful motorbike stuntman Maladjusted Knaladjusted.
Updated 8 day(s) ago
RT @emeryemeryii: Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you can hire him at sub-minimum wages to work off h…
Updated 9 day(s) ago
Tomorrow 9pm, Santa Monica, The Citizenship Test w/ @Wil_Anderson @kiracomedy @andiosho & @kiracomedy http://t.co/v4mvJ5dn6c @westsidecomedy
Updated 9 day(s) ago
“@emeryemeryii: @mattkirshen http://t.co/Nj2HSsc5P9 ” Damn. Thanks, Emery and other responders. How grim
Updated 10 day(s) ago
What just happened in New Orleans? I'm nowhere near a TV. Getting reports of a shooting at a parade.
Updated 10 day(s) ago
@quantick I once met a Terry Gilliam, but it was the famous one. I'm really just bragging that I met Terry Gilliam.
Updated 10 day(s) ago
@furrygirl @artkiver Is there a non Daily Mail link, or summary? The DM are notorious pageview trolls.
Updated 10 day(s) ago
RT @rickoverton: 2Nite 9:30 Improv. Pls join me @Henlips @mattkirshen @katradley @funnyjimmyd @bonnoman @katiemassa Bill Bronner, Pina http…
Updated 10 day(s) ago
I am rubber, you are glue. We both smell of chemicals so let's crack a window.
Updated 10 day(s) ago
@JJWhitesnake @TrishByrne @justinmoorhouse If you don't do the .@, only people who follow both of you see it in their normal timeline.
Updated 11 day(s) ago
Some jokes never get old… Not!
Updated 11 day(s) ago
@TheRealMBraxton I have, but not for a while. If there's a club near you that you go to, please request me as a headliner. Sometimes works.
Updated 11 day(s) ago
And here's the link to tickets for the show. 9pm on Tuesday http://t.co/v4mvJ5dn6c with @andiosho @Wil_Anderson @brido @kiracomedy
Updated 11 day(s) ago
Hey LA! This Tues, 9pm, come to @westsidecomedy in Santa Monica for The Citizenship Test with @Wil_Anderson @andiosho @kiracomedy and @brido
Updated 12 day(s) ago
If you believe in Feng Shui, you have no right to correct my mispronouncing it.
Updated 12 day(s) ago
RT @PaulProvenza: RT UK! MAY13 @SETLISTSHOW starts Mon nights thru June @ComedyCafeLDN w/@EddiePepitone @AndrewisMaxwell @mrTonyLaw... http…
Updated 12 day(s) ago
RT @marcmaron: Today is Live w/@ChristinaP @Jason23Nash @tastyjeff @mattkirshen & @jimearl666 day on @WTFpod! Funny! Do it. http://t.co/TRZ …
Updated 12 day(s) ago
"Me? I'm a tome traveller." - Endlessly funny thing to say if you're on a plane and work in publishing.
Updated 13 day(s) ago
I hope nuns never find out they're all married to the same Jesus.
Updated 13 day(s) ago
I'm on eBay, comparing inflatable neck pillows. #JamesBondProblems
Updated 14 day(s) ago
Just checking, we've all seen the vid of the dad who made his baby look like Ripley, right? http://t.co/pXDnB8i2Fl !
Updated 14 day(s) ago
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