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Twitter Name: @MattKopache
Location: columbus
Description: So funny it's illegal, at least I think that's what I got arrested for. I don't know I was pretty drunk.
Location: columbus
Description: So funny it's illegal, at least I think that's what I got arrested for. I don't know I was pretty drunk.
Profile Link: http://comedytweet.com/Matt_Kopache
RT @RMcElhenney: If ur wondering whether or not Benioff and Weiss wrote an episode of Sunny this year the answer is, of course, yes. http:/…
Updated 8 day(s) ago
RT @BillSimmons: Where do I buy my one-year Kansas Jayhawks bandwagon ticket? Can you get it online? WIGGINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Updated 8 day(s) ago
@Maria_Catrina1 Thank you for favoriting one of the dumbest jokes I've ever made. Come to cbus soon!
Updated 9 day(s) ago
Marc Gasol for MVP!
Updated 9 day(s) ago
A contagious smile is the most luxurious trait a person can have.
Updated 9 day(s) ago
I'm getting sick of Fun. Not the band but good times in general. The band needs to keep rocking.
Updated 9 day(s) ago
There is an absurd amount of girls in hoodies and sweats at this bar.
Updated 9 day(s) ago
Tayshaun Prince probably had the worst grandma. How do you let your grandchild be this skinny.
Updated 9 day(s) ago
I could write a book about how much I love when girls wear their purse strap in between their boobs.
Updated 9 day(s) ago
RT @jonnycooper: My uncle always believed in going the extra mile for his customers. I never knew a taxi-driver get into more fights than h…
Updated 9 day(s) ago
RT @kumailn: "Wanted: 1 blonde, 1 brunette, to almost get in a threesome with this guy I'm torturing." - Craigslist Westeros
Updated 9 day(s) ago
RT @BillCorbett: You've decided to refer to Bill Corbett in a combination of 2nd and 3rd person. He may wind up confusing yourself.
Updated 9 day(s) ago
Is there anybody in the world named Leonardo besides Leonardo DiCaprio?
Updated 9 day(s) ago
RT @OConnellComedy: HI, I used my dick to ring your doorbell are you mad or impressed? Both?
Updated 9 day(s) ago
RT @Splitsider: 'The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon' and 'Late Night with Seth Meyers' to premiere February 24th, 2014 http://t.co/SY9lenXP …
Updated 9 day(s) ago
RT @tylerisajoke: Me: "Baby, you're my queen. My goddess. My inspiration."
Her: "Are you quoting Jeff Goldblum from Jurassic Park 2?"
Me: "…
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RT @TheMikeLawrence: Two Face is still the least creepy person to ever be named Harvey
Updated 9 day(s) ago
Sometimes I'm happy about life. Other days NBC chooses not to pick up 'Mulaney' and I don't understand life or what the point is.
Updated 9 day(s) ago
RT @EmileHirsch: There will never be a better name for any snake, anywhere, ever, than Snakey.
Updated 9 day(s) ago
Happy Birthday @OConnellComedy You should follow him because he's a very funny man.
Updated 9 day(s) ago
RT @Morganmiller17: Phew! Just had a close call.Thought I fell in love, but realized I was just PMSing and watching too many Rom Coms on tb…
Updated 9 day(s) ago
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