Matt Little

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Twitter Name: @themattlittle
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Description: Matt from @lefthandedradio & Matt & Brett Love Comics. Wall $treet @ucbw. Improv with @thankyourobot. Stand up comedy. Blah blah fuckity blah.

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@johnfreiler S...so you'll put down the chainsaw and let me go?
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#FF maniacs with chainsaws: @johnfreiler @sixgallonpie @FartStore @iplaysherlock @curlycomedy @annadrezen
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Non-comedy work tweet: Anybody out there a kickass Ruby developer working with 3.1?
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RT @johnfreiler: thirteen??? officer i swear he told me he was a 217 year old vampire that would never age please you gotta believe me
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@sixgallonpie if you want diarrhea you don't sit around and wait for someone to give it to you, you TAKE it.
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RT @thankyourobot: Start summer Fridays one week early at Summer Fridays! feat. The Internet & Big Naturals. Facebook RSVP: http://t ...
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"Yes We Can." - slogan for Ball Canning Jars
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RT @EllieSkrzat: "I have a NAME, YOU KNOW," -Schrödinger's cat
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RT @intoosteep: C is for Cats Catching You Eating Cake for Breakfast
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My crayon box never informed me that Soccer Mom Quietly Getting Off At Starbucks is a shade of gray.
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@iain_fermenting AH! So much nicer than the last design.
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RT @sixgallonpie: Nobody can tell when I compose these tweets by banging my testicles on my BlackBerry, or how they're normally written, ...
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@TheAxisOfEgo they flew away on the day Tim Macaw died.
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Da Vinci painted a sequel to Mona Lisa. In it she's naked eating spaghetti w/o silverware and pooping into a clown's mouth. #gentleTweets
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Uh, I'm never alone as long as I have birds like Canary J. Blige and Michael Parakeeton to keep me company!
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@khealywu if I have to prove I'm legit I'll never get in anywhere! #metoo
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@patbaer haha he was doing his job I just felt embarassawkward
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@khealywu well once I got over feeling dumb & embarrassed I thought it was funny.
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Fav part of getting in @UCBTheatreEast free is door guy making me list shows I'm in to prove I'm not lying about being a performer. #awkward
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Ménage a foie gras
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@ariscott I hope this tweet is not a Terrible Lie.
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@johnfreiler shit I didn't know, it's a sad day for slavebangers
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RT @johnfreiler: RIP thomas jefferson
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RT @michelleisawolf: whoever said "the best way to a man's heart is through his stomach" had a really weird idea where his penis was
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RT @grumpassgrumpaw: Why not. http://t.co/znY0tKlV
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