Matt Mitchell

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Twitter Name: @themattmitchell
Website: http://www.mattmitchellcomedy.com
Location: Alabama
Description: Comedian, Co-Host @CubeKidShow #CubeKid, Lover of Mashed Taters. PA announcer for @HuntsvilleStars

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RT @twentyfourpack: I'd be better off in a pine box
Updated 10 day(s) ago
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Can't wait for LONGMIRE to start back. I forgot how much I liked that show.
Updated 11 day(s) ago
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Help! My tomato plant looks like this! Disease? Death? obviously making a rookie mistake somewhere. Salvageable? http://t.co/ulM6iCXARu
Help! My tomato plant looks like this! Disease? Death? obviously making a rookie mistake somewhere. Salvageable? http://t.co/ulM6iCXARu
Updated 11 day(s) ago
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RT @SDS: Even a former Auburn football captain, @colecubelic, is predicting another Alabama National Championship http://t.co/WoUMMIdPNW
Updated 11 day(s) ago
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RT @rocket951fm: Catfishing at Academy Sports and Outdoors grand opening in Madison. We're here til 6. Come say hi! http://t.co/UEdUU8Sn0e
RT @rocket951fm: Catfishing at Academy Sports and Outdoors grand opening in Madison. We're here til 6. Come say hi! http://t.co/UEdUU8Sn0e
Updated 13 day(s) ago
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@LazyNorseman don't have to be an active sportsman to stock up on pistol ammo lol
Updated 13 day(s) ago
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Just did 10 push-ups while watching the women's Crossfit Games on TV. #swole #nopainnogain #doinwork
Updated 13 day(s) ago
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Gonna be doing an appearance with @jimbowood at the grand opening of Academy Sports in Madison, AL - today from 4-6 on @rocket951fm
Updated 13 day(s) ago
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Hard to put my hands in the air, and play air-piano at the same time...but Im doin it.. http://t.co/cwzuU1Hmxa
Updated 14 day(s) ago
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Friday night lights, from the pressbox at Joe Davis stadium ain't a bad way to kick off a weekend. #milb @HuntsvilleStars
Updated 14 day(s) ago
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RT @tdcartee: Follow these very funny guys>>>>>> @themattmitchell @mgcomedy
Updated 14 day(s) ago
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I dont know exactly what being "ratchet' means...but I feel like that's gonna happen to me this weekend.
Updated 14 day(s) ago
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RT @colecubelic: Hey @themattmitchell Why aren't you a part of @hhcomedy ????
Updated 14 day(s) ago
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Put on the wrong jeans this morning...apparently these are Strangler brand jeans. I'll just try to act like theyre low-rider skinny jeans.
Updated 14 day(s) ago
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RT @HuntsvilleStars: tonight is the night! @artmannpresents at the Joe for Thirst-Aid Thirsday -- Grab Some Buds! First Pitch at 6:43!
Updated 15 day(s) ago
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RT @HuntsvilleStars: Art Mann in the house! http://t.co/eEqYxNNmqp
RT @HuntsvilleStars: Art Mann in the house! http://t.co/eEqYxNNmqp
Updated 15 day(s) ago
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RT @HuntsvilleStars: Jungmann, @Brewers 2nd ranked prospect per @MLB.com, will face off against Generals RHP Taijuan Walker, the @Mariners
Updated 15 day(s) ago
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Pit stop at @StatusHSV to check out the new threads.
Updated 15 day(s) ago
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RT @xmadroxidex: @themattmitchell any girl that will eat a bacon cheese burger when you take her out is my kinda woman.. #thickchicksrule
Updated 15 day(s) ago
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Apparently I am not qualified for this job because I ? Thick Chicks. http://t.co/24qzAbEBCq
Updated 15 day(s) ago
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@DrGuyHarvey: Special edition Guy Harvey Talladega Superspeedway shirts now available http://t.co/l7dOWKoLED . " @colecubelic is pumped!
Updated 16 day(s) ago
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@jhcofer007: @themattmitchell dude! Is that you announcing the Stars game?” Yes Sir #goldenpipes
Updated 16 day(s) ago
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@sydthekid85 you've seen me in action. How could she resist this charm?
Updated 16 day(s) ago
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Unfortunately for this girl I just met, she didnt know that me staring at her the entire red light was my way of asking her out.
Updated 16 day(s) ago
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@WTWhatley i asked lady walmart worker if they had my jeans size. she said yes. its a marriage proposal joke..but if i have to explain it...
Updated 16 day(s) ago

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