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Twitter Name: @MerylORourke
Website: http://Facebook.com/MerylORourke
Location: London
Description: I am a stand up, journalist + comedy writer. I'm much much nicer than I seem on here.
Website: http://Facebook.com/MerylORourke
Location: London
Description: I am a stand up, journalist + comedy writer. I'm much much nicer than I seem on here.
Profile Link: http://comedytweet.com/Meryl_ORourke
@simonlowe nice dog!
Updated 2 hours ago
RT @nicklansley: Hubby wrote a nice letter to our MP asking for his help to allow us to marry. What we got back was shocking: http://t.c ...
Updated 19 hours ago
@TrueGritTree they're not. Endlessly flicking like an epileptic goldfish is his thing
Updated 19 hours ago
@profanityswan you'll be the only person allowed to keep it, you and any woman considering banging you
Updated 19 hours ago
Going to a trade fair tomo and been banned from bringing home bags. This may be the start of a divorce proceeding
Updated 19 hours ago
@mbowler2003 can we trade and then arrange a horrific mid Atlantic helicopter crash?
Updated 19 hours ago
@TrueGritTree Hub has spent the evening fiddling with box. I've heard one sentence of every channel over and over again. I hate you
Updated 20 hours ago
As much as I'm sorrowful about LaDonna's death - obits that talk about the pulsating disco beat are actually obitting Giorgio Moroder
Updated 20 hours ago
Watching Boris, Beckham and Anne in Athens. Would have made little difference if we'd sent Bungle, Zippy and George
Updated 20 hours ago
RT @jamierothwell: RT @WeeSlice WORRYING MYSTERY TEXT OF THE DAY KLAXON (my name's not Karen)
#wtf http://t.co/rnkhgSEX <WOW!
Updated 21 hours ago
RT @frankieboyle: @realmilesjupp is not Miles Jupp. It's just some cunt pretending to be Jupp. My money's on 50 Cent as they often play ...
Updated 22 hours ago
@TrueGritTree Didnt realise how dinky it was THANK YOU SO. I will forget to send you money, remind me
Updated 1 day(s) ago
Having v weird time lately. Made weirder that the most NORMAL thing happening is that a small man lives inside me. i mean, that's odd, yeah?
Updated 1 day(s) ago
@TrueGritTree We have a box from Hermes, it's not digibox shaped, before we open it, is it a dead animal?
Updated 1 day(s) ago
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