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Twitter Name: @michaelianblack
Website: http://michaelianblack.net
Description: Magician of the heart.
Website: http://michaelianblack.net
Description: Magician of the heart.
Michael Ian Black is the host of the Comedy Central show “Reality Bites Back,” a member of the comedy trio “Stella,” and has appeared in numerous TV shows (including “Ed,” “Reaper,” VH1’s “I Love the…” series, and “Reno 911!”) and films (Wedding Daze and Run, Fat Boy, Run). He’s also released a comedy album and a book, “My Custom Van…And 50 Other Mind-Blowing Essays That Will Blow Your Mind All Over Your Face.”Profile Link: http://comedytweet.com/Michael_Ian_Black
My friend @Robburnett1 is currently doing a Reddit AMA bragging about his washboard abs. Gross.
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Pretty much every band sucks.
Updated 1 hour 36 minutes ago
RT @TheGQSmooth: @michaelianblack is the most #overratedcomedian of all times. Dude is not funny at all, not even just a lil bit
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So glad I own 18% of Facebook.
Updated 2 hours ago
Decided to get out of bed at dawn today simply to enjoy the peace and quiet and crippling anxiety.
Updated 7 hours ago
Everybody, we can do magical things together if we just have faith and also magic.
Updated 19 hours ago
There should be a booth at fairs where you can lick a ballerina's neck for a dollar.
Updated 22 hours ago
Carrots, we pluralize. But celeries? NO!!!
Updated 23 hours ago
John McCain hates the title of the book I wrote with @McCainBlogette. "America, You Sexy Bitch." Out 6/13. Order now.
Updated 23 hours ago
IMPORTANT DISCOVERY: Horse poo smells okay.
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The older I get, the more interesting the insides of my nostrils become.
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New attitude today: Upbeat, invigorated, full of positive enahfuckit
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They need to stop making TV shows until I'm caught up.
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The most romantic show in TV history - aw hell, in all history: http://t.co/kSadmzRO
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Nerds are the new nerds. Shut up about being a nerd, nerd.
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Is it too late for the networks to pick up a show where there's a genius but he has one leg and then everybody votes?
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Is it too late for the networks to pick up a show where some dude is all like, "I'm gonna hurl!" and then a doctor comes but it's a tranny?
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RT @EMann9000: This is funny, watch it dammit. @mrdavehill interviews Malcolm Gladwell and Dick Cavett http://t.co/GLRO6kIs
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There should be a thing where I'm wearing a bathing suit and everybody's like, "You look great!"
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RT @nealbrennan: My 1/2 hour special on comedy central this Friday at 11:30/1030 CST. Meantime, doing an online Q+A above. http://t.co/N ...
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