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Twitter Name: @michaeljnelson
Website: http://www.rifftrax.com
Location: San Diego, California
Description: Michael J. Nelson spends his energies over at RiffTrax.com, making movies funny.
Website: http://www.rifftrax.com
Location: San Diego, California
Description: Michael J. Nelson spends his energies over at RiffTrax.com, making movies funny.
Profile Link: http://comedytweet.com/Michael_J_Nelson
@foxfancy If you wouldn't mind telling the citizens and officials of Rutland, Vermont to "go to hell"? Thanks!
Updated 4 day(s) ago
"It's great living in 2001 what with movies like 'The Fast and the Furious'! I hope they make 6 of them!" - The American Public, evidently.
Updated 5 day(s) ago
Emailed a friend that I would be going to his 80's theme party dressed as Mr. T. The IRS immediately seized all my assets.
Updated 5 day(s) ago
@PFTompkins But the green rim... the "festive" bubbles.. *snotty sobbing* Oh, you're right, footed mugs are the worst thing ever! EVER!
Updated 8 day(s) ago
@locusceruleus Afraid not. I think Harper Collins has abandoned them. Not under my control!
Updated 8 day(s) ago
@kellyhogaboom Never!!! (Note: unless I we're dying of thirst and/or "kind of wanted a beer")
Updated 8 day(s) ago
Festive thick-rimmed Mexican glassware: I'd rather drink from a footed mug. THAT'S HOW TERRIBLE IT IS!! @PFTompkins
Updated 8 day(s) ago
@billiegirltoo Nothing could be worse than the preserved duck eggs I had. So I think I'll spend the $.75 and see if you're right.
Updated 8 day(s) ago
@BillCorbett I put on a studied air of not caring about their Applebeetini: I am now wearing the rat mask I'm room 101. (Very comfy!)
Updated 8 day(s) ago
I've noticed that pickled eggs are sold only at places where there's an expectation that your judgment is seriously impaired.
Updated 8 day(s) ago
At a place with the sign "Bar Rules 1) Bartender is always right 2) See rule #1 3) Comply or be sent to our death camp!" Oh, Applebees!
Updated 8 day(s) ago
@MSampo Back of the envelope calculation tells me i will live to be 578 years old.
Updated 8 day(s) ago
With "Gatsby"s release being delayed Luhrrmann's choice to make it current by casting Antoine Dodson as Tom Buchanan almost seems a mistake.
Updated 9 day(s) ago
@altonbrown As a change of pace, ever tried these, the bacon of the Clupeidae family? http://t.co/rl3XY1AN9R
Updated 10 day(s) ago
@altonbrown I've exhausted my local brands of sardines: any favorites you can recommend? And an online source? Thanks!
Updated 10 day(s) ago
RT @arclight: @michaeljnelson Though it is comforting to know that the price of mustache rides is impervious to inflation.
Updated 11 day(s) ago
Don't mean to be judgmental but I'm not entirely sure I like my anesthesiologist wearing that puffy trucker hat with the dirty slogan...
Updated 11 day(s) ago
@apostropheS @kwmurphy @BillCorbett No, it's just coming up..... wait for it... here it comes... Oh, too late!
Updated 11 day(s) ago
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