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Twitter Name: @MaloneComedy
Website: http://www.malonecomedy.com
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Description: My CD is #3 on the iTunes Comedy charts but I'm #1 in America's Heart. Download it today! http://itun.es/iLg9S3
Website: http://www.malonecomedy.com
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Description: My CD is #3 on the iTunes Comedy charts but I'm #1 in America's Heart. Download it today! http://itun.es/iLg9S3
Profile Link: http://comedytweet.com/Michael_Malone
Kept having dreams last night that I was doing vine videos from backstage of the Conan O'Brien Show before my set... @TeamCoco
Updated 9 day(s) ago
On my way to do an interview on FoxTV ... It's too early!!
Updated 9 day(s) ago
Don Draper just seduced a woman by letting the phone ring. #MadMen
Updated 10 day(s) ago
Just saw 3 videos of topless dudes in a row on my vine timeline... Time to get rid of #Vine.
Updated 10 day(s) ago
If you like your own photos on Instagram you might need to like more things in real life.
#TeamGetOverYourself
Updated 10 day(s) ago
It took me 48mins to locate the cafeteria..loaded up w the only food they had.. Pizza, brown rice and wedding cake. http://t.co/2lOvWd0KrO
Updated 10 day(s) ago
First night in #Vegas was a blast! Thank you so much for such a warm welcome. Almost sold out show on a Monday night. #GonnaBeAFunWeek
Updated 10 day(s) ago
RT @Cruz1009: @MaloneComedy your the best. I saw you perform in Dallas and thats all it took. Your my favorite. Keep it up man!
Updated 10 day(s) ago
RT @TheJasonDouglas: If you're in Vegas this week, check out my man @malonecomedy at Brad Garret's CC @ the MGM! Then DL #malonecomedyapp a…
Updated 10 day(s) ago
I think it just set in... I'm fucking playing #vegas this week! http://t.co/zW1h4BaIT9
Updated 10 day(s) ago
Yo let me slide this Andrew Jackson in your slot. #worstpickuplines #VegasEdition
Updated 10 day(s) ago
Just passed an old man with his turn signal on for the past 12 miles.
#SomeStereotypesAreTrue
Updated 10 day(s) ago
En route to #Vegas ... Jamming out to the Gatsby soundtrack. #Interesting
Updated 10 day(s) ago
I burnt a CD this morning... What year is it?!
Updated 10 day(s) ago
Is that a baby in your belly or are you just happy to see me?
#worstpickuplines
Updated 11 day(s) ago
Ate some Taco Bell and now I'm watching the Guilt Trip, trying to punish my body and my mind.
Updated 11 day(s) ago
Really.. Abortion jokes on #mothersday ??! - Get your shit together Facebook! #StayClassy
Updated 11 day(s) ago
Just walked past Reggie Watts shooting a music video outside a subway on my block... #Hollyweird #SmallWorld
Updated 11 day(s) ago
Hillary's mom has been in town all week, we have been doing all these great #losangeles food spots..makes it hard to go back to subway.
Updated 11 day(s) ago
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