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Twitter Name: @MaloneComedy
Website: http://www.malonecomedy.com
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Description: My CD is #3 on the iTunes Comedy charts but I'm #1 in America's Heart. Download it today! http://itun.es/iLg9S3
Website: http://www.malonecomedy.com
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Description: My CD is #3 on the iTunes Comedy charts but I'm #1 in America's Heart. Download it today! http://itun.es/iLg9S3
Profile Link: http://comedytweet.com/Michael_Malone
@Kris_LaBelle yes please! DM me and let's hit up downtown tomorrow during the day hopefully it won't rain
Updated 26 minutes ago
I woulda pounded on the wall too but he wasn't making her moan loud enough, it was like hearing two mice get it on.
Updated 30 minutes ago
You know it's bad sex when you hear the guy say are you gonna cum and she says maybe tomorrow.
Updated 31 minutes ago
The room next to me pounded on my wall to turn down Tupac at 1m last night yet I had to listen to them have pathetic sex for 6mins today.
Updated 32 minutes ago
They should warn people on the brochure for the "City of Angels" that most of those "angels" speak spanish.
Updated 8 hours ago
Wrote a bit for morning radio today about #Obama speaking jive in times of crisis, took it stage tonight and it KILLED! #WhatItIsTurkey
Updated 8 hours ago
DVR'd one of those reality cop shows about missing children. My DVR stopped recording 3/4 of the way in the episode...I hope that kids okay.
Updated 8 hours ago
...We tease him"Dude that girl last night was like 300 pounds!!" and he's like "Bro, more like 265 and a pisces."
Updated 9 hours ago
My buddy gave up drinking,he hasnt told anyone bc he loves getting away w sleeping w fat chicks...
Updated 9 hours ago
RT @HillaryTribbett: I was just invited to my friend's one-woman show.
I think my living in LA just became official. #Certified.
Updated 10 hours ago
@wfitzsimmons I have your cover of "Heartless" 100 times and never knew it was YOU.. wow big fan of your regular stuff and great cover!
Updated 11 hours ago
Pretty amazing cover of Kanye West - Can't Tell Me Nothing by indie artist Kendra Morris http://t.co/8VM55Yp0
Updated 11 hours ago
Just spent 2 hours trying to update my fan page.... FUCK FACEBOOK! You will notice NO changes besides my mood
Updated 17 hours ago
Yo don't forget I will be back at the Funnybone in Virginia Beach VA next week (Wed-Sunday) DO NOT MISS OUT!! #LiveComedy
Updated 18 hours ago
Gonna buckle down and fix my #Facebook fanpage this week... which is ironic because I am not a fan of facebook.
Updated 1 day(s) ago
My iTunes just played Bill Hicks and @TSimmonsComedy back to back reminding me of how unfunny I am. #ThanksiTunes
Updated 1 day(s) ago
#ThatAwkwardMoment When there's someone grandma on the money. http://t.co/Vqd5ZPPX
Updated 1 day(s) ago
I like It here in Canada, if my bank card worked here I'd buy a house.
Updated 1 day(s) ago
@thebobbieoliver it's a dog eat dog world ya know... This life wasn't meant for tall odd looking useless horse creatures
Updated 1 day(s) ago
Five day forecast... Hockey, hockey, hockey, hockey, rain.
Updated 1 day(s) ago
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