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Twitter Name: @MikeDrucker
Website: http://itseemsthetiredway.tumblr.com/
Location: San Francisco, CA
Description: Comedian, Contributing writer for The Onion & Saturday Night Live, Lead Writer of comedy video things for IGN
Website: http://itseemsthetiredway.tumblr.com/
Location: San Francisco, CA
Description: Comedian, Contributing writer for The Onion & Saturday Night Live, Lead Writer of comedy video things for IGN
Profile Link: http://comedytweet.com/Mike_Drucker
I'm sick and tired of people giving me good advice on the mistakes I'm clearly making.
Updated 8 day(s) ago
I'm just happy that Michele Bachmann isn't happy.
Updated 8 day(s) ago
The biggest lie I tell myself every day is that chips and hummus count as dinner. The second biggest lie? That I'm worth loving.
Updated 9 day(s) ago
Party Tip: Look at your phone the whole time so they think you're busy with cool friends and not afraid of human contact.
Updated 9 day(s) ago
RT @Puddinstrip: wow, I LOVED this song back in the 80's, but oh Lord the video is so f-ing terrible I now love the song twice as much http…
Updated 9 day(s) ago
RT @thatsfunny: heyNY BarrowStTheatre 8p 2nite @iamcolinquinn 8p @littlefieldnyc @wyattcenac @imandyhaynes @MikeDrucker @Trevornoah @daveto…
Updated 9 day(s) ago
Happy Mother's Day to the only woman who can throw shoes around a corner: Erica Drucker.
Updated 9 day(s) ago
Maybe I'd do better if I ate meals in front of a mirror.
Updated 9 day(s) ago
Batman's pretty moody today, I bet.
Updated 9 day(s) ago
Batman a pretty moody today, I bet.
Updated 9 day(s) ago
Ooooooh. I thought you guys were watching the MOVIE "The Warriors." No wonder you were getting everything wrong.
Updated 9 day(s) ago
RT @johnmoe: My band Werewolf Workweek picked the wrong week to release our new album.
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New York City. 6 million people. 6 million stories. Most of which are about the time they told a fire truck to shut up.
Updated 10 day(s) ago
Looking forward to Baz Luhrmann's "Hills Like White Elephants."
Updated 10 day(s) ago
I was once kicked out of a Vampire: The Masquerade game because I wasn't goth enough. I just unblocked that memory. Jesus.
Updated 10 day(s) ago
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I look forward to the day the Huffington Post lead headline is just, "ZERG!"
Updated 11 day(s) ago
When I was a kid, I was afraid of aliens and ghosts. Now I'm just afraid of people.
Updated 11 day(s) ago
Fell asleep for two hours and thought the glow of my laptop was the morning sun. These are my golden years.
Updated 11 day(s) ago
Think I'm gonna drink alone, maybe sing some songs into a hairbrush. Really make tonight about me.
Updated 11 day(s) ago
RT @caseyjohnston: Modern ruins: a photographer finds the remains of the Tatooine set from Star Wars http://t.co/6iDD5iATQ8
Updated 12 day(s) ago
Someone should do a TED talk on how to give a TED talk without sounding like an asshole.
Updated 12 day(s) ago
Don't hate the player, hate his Mom who keeps making him quit out of the match.
Updated 12 day(s) ago
I bet the worst part of space travel is when you look through an interdimensional portal into Hell and end up killing your entire crew.
Updated 12 day(s) ago
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