Mike Drucker

Mike Drucker on Xtreme Tweet
Following
1596
Followers
14797
Twitter Name: @MikeDrucker
Website: http://itseemsthetiredway.tumblr.com/
Location: San Francisco, CA
Description: Comedian, Contributing writer for The Onion & Saturday Night Live, Lead Writer of comedy video things for IGN

Profile Link: http://comedytweet.com/Mike_Drucker
See Only Comedians Tweets with Photos
Comedian Mike Drucker on Twitter
MikeDrucker Tweet PermalinkMikeDrucker on Twitter
Retweet Message from Mike DruckerTweet reply to Mike Drucker
I'm sick and tired of people giving me good advice on the mistakes I'm clearly making.
Updated 8 day(s) ago
Comedian Mike Drucker on Twitter
MikeDrucker Tweet PermalinkMikeDrucker on Twitter
Retweet Message from Mike DruckerTweet reply to Mike Drucker
I'm just happy that Michele Bachmann isn't happy.
Updated 8 day(s) ago
Comedian Mike Drucker on Twitter
MikeDrucker Tweet PermalinkMikeDrucker on Twitter
Retweet Message from Mike DruckerTweet reply to Mike Drucker
The biggest lie I tell myself every day is that chips and hummus count as dinner. The second biggest lie? That I'm worth loving.
Updated 9 day(s) ago
Comedian Mike Drucker on Twitter
MikeDrucker Tweet PermalinkMikeDrucker on Twitter
Retweet Message from Mike DruckerTweet reply to Mike Drucker
Party Tip: Look at your phone the whole time so they think you're busy with cool friends and not afraid of human contact.
Updated 9 day(s) ago
Comedian Mike Drucker on Twitter
MikeDrucker Tweet PermalinkMikeDrucker on Twitter
Retweet Message from Mike DruckerTweet reply to Mike Drucker
RT @Puddinstrip: wow, I LOVED this song back in the 80's, but oh Lord the video is so f-ing terrible I now love the song twice as much http…
Updated 9 day(s) ago
Comedian Mike Drucker on Twitter
MikeDrucker Tweet PermalinkMikeDrucker on Twitter
Retweet Message from Mike DruckerTweet reply to Mike Drucker
RT @thatsfunny: heyNY BarrowStTheatre 8p 2nite @iamcolinquinn 8p @littlefieldnyc @wyattcenac @imandyhaynes @MikeDrucker @Trevornoah @daveto
Updated 9 day(s) ago
Comedian Mike Drucker on Twitter
MikeDrucker Tweet PermalinkMikeDrucker on Twitter
Retweet Message from Mike DruckerTweet reply to Mike Drucker
Happy Mother's Day to the only woman who can throw shoes around a corner: Erica Drucker.
Updated 9 day(s) ago
Comedian Mike Drucker on Twitter
MikeDrucker Tweet PermalinkMikeDrucker on Twitter
Retweet Message from Mike DruckerTweet reply to Mike Drucker
Maybe I'd do better if I ate meals in front of a mirror.
Updated 9 day(s) ago
Comedian Mike Drucker on Twitter
MikeDrucker Tweet PermalinkMikeDrucker on Twitter
Retweet Message from Mike DruckerTweet reply to Mike Drucker
Batman's pretty moody today, I bet.
Updated 9 day(s) ago
Comedian Mike Drucker on Twitter
MikeDrucker Tweet PermalinkMikeDrucker on Twitter
Retweet Message from Mike DruckerTweet reply to Mike Drucker
Batman a pretty moody today, I bet.
Updated 9 day(s) ago
Comedian Mike Drucker on Twitter
MikeDrucker Tweet PermalinkMikeDrucker on Twitter
Retweet Message from Mike DruckerTweet reply to Mike Drucker
Ooooooh. I thought you guys were watching the MOVIE "The Warriors." No wonder you were getting everything wrong.
Updated 9 day(s) ago
Comedian Mike Drucker on Twitter
MikeDrucker Tweet PermalinkMikeDrucker on Twitter
Retweet Message from Mike DruckerTweet reply to Mike Drucker
RT @johnmoe: My band Werewolf Workweek picked the wrong week to release our new album.
Updated 9 day(s) ago
Comedian Mike Drucker on Twitter
MikeDrucker Tweet PermalinkMikeDrucker on Twitter
Retweet Message from Mike DruckerTweet reply to Mike Drucker
@patdixon @marcusparks @brianmalis @vh1 @bestweekever You work hard. You play hard.
Updated 10 day(s) ago
Comedian Mike Drucker on Twitter
MikeDrucker Tweet PermalinkMikeDrucker on Twitter
Retweet Message from Mike DruckerTweet reply to Mike Drucker
New York City. 6 million people. 6 million stories. Most of which are about the time they told a fire truck to shut up.
Updated 10 day(s) ago
Comedian Mike Drucker on Twitter
MikeDrucker Tweet PermalinkMikeDrucker on Twitter
Retweet Message from Mike DruckerTweet reply to Mike Drucker
Looking forward to Baz Luhrmann's "Hills Like White Elephants."
Updated 10 day(s) ago
Comedian Mike Drucker on Twitter
MikeDrucker Tweet PermalinkMikeDrucker on Twitter
Retweet Message from Mike DruckerTweet reply to Mike Drucker
I was once kicked out of a Vampire: The Masquerade game because I wasn't goth enough. I just unblocked that memory. Jesus.
Updated 10 day(s) ago
Comedian Mike Drucker on Twitter
MikeDrucker Tweet PermalinkMikeDrucker on Twitter
Retweet Message from Mike DruckerTweet reply to Mike Drucker
@jeffernaut @UNTRESOR @joshgondelman @SamGrittner @yoyoha @bazecraze They're the funny ones.
Updated 10 day(s) ago
Comedian Mike Drucker on Twitter
MikeDrucker Tweet PermalinkMikeDrucker on Twitter
Retweet Message from Mike DruckerTweet reply to Mike Drucker
I look forward to the day the Huffington Post lead headline is just, "ZERG!"
Updated 11 day(s) ago
Comedian Mike Drucker on Twitter
MikeDrucker Tweet PermalinkMikeDrucker on Twitter
Retweet Message from Mike DruckerTweet reply to Mike Drucker
When I was a kid, I was afraid of aliens and ghosts. Now I'm just afraid of people.
Updated 11 day(s) ago
Comedian Mike Drucker on Twitter
MikeDrucker Tweet PermalinkMikeDrucker on Twitter
Retweet Message from Mike DruckerTweet reply to Mike Drucker
Fell asleep for two hours and thought the glow of my laptop was the morning sun. These are my golden years.
Updated 11 day(s) ago
Comedian Mike Drucker on Twitter
MikeDrucker Tweet PermalinkMikeDrucker on Twitter
Retweet Message from Mike DruckerTweet reply to Mike Drucker
Think I'm gonna drink alone, maybe sing some songs into a hairbrush. Really make tonight about me.
Updated 11 day(s) ago
Comedian Mike Drucker on Twitter
MikeDrucker Tweet PermalinkMikeDrucker on Twitter
Retweet Message from Mike DruckerTweet reply to Mike Drucker
RT @caseyjohnston: Modern ruins: a photographer finds the remains of the Tatooine set from Star Wars http://t.co/6iDD5iATQ8
Updated 12 day(s) ago
Comedian Mike Drucker on Twitter
MikeDrucker Tweet PermalinkMikeDrucker on Twitter
Retweet Message from Mike DruckerTweet reply to Mike Drucker
Someone should do a TED talk on how to give a TED talk without sounding like an asshole.
Updated 12 day(s) ago
Comedian Mike Drucker on Twitter
MikeDrucker Tweet PermalinkMikeDrucker on Twitter
Retweet Message from Mike DruckerTweet reply to Mike Drucker
Don't hate the player, hate his Mom who keeps making him quit out of the match.
Updated 12 day(s) ago
Comedian Mike Drucker on Twitter
MikeDrucker Tweet PermalinkMikeDrucker on Twitter
Retweet Message from Mike DruckerTweet reply to Mike Drucker
I bet the worst part of space travel is when you look through an interdimensional portal into Hell and end up killing your entire crew.
Updated 12 day(s) ago

This is the bottom of the page....

Share Mike Drucker