Mike Phirman

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Twitter Name: @phirm
Website: http://music.mikephirman.com
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Description: I halve problems.

Mike Phirman is half of a comedy duo called “Hard ‘n Phirm,” along with Chris Hardwick. They’ve performed together at Improv, the Aspen Comedy Festival, the Bubmershoot Festival, the Punch Line, and South by Southwest. Television credits include “Jimmy Kimmel Live” and VH1’s “I Love the…” series.Profile Link: http://comedytweet.com/Mike_Phirman
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RT @Henlips: Ep. 1 of new web series where I fuck up everyone's life with my coffee. This one stars promising actor @MikeJudge http://t.co/
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@paulandstorm "Hey guys, good news! We booked a show and it pays $10,000!! Everybody in the band is gonna make, like, almost $20!"
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@matildazq :D
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@tcesqgo If I'm not mistaken, I think the "Nerdist Lads go to London" theme (so good!) was made by @heymikehenry. Is that right, Mike?
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.@robcorddry My goal in life is to be four one-man-bands at once.
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BREAKING: Pluto is made entirely of Plu-Doh.
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@paulandstorm [S] Like, people keep asking if it's real and if they can take pictures of it?
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"There was only one set of footprints because I flew into space to deflect asteroid '2005XC15', which woulda killed like everyone in India."
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:D RT @DiHard11: Oh @phirm I have the Jonah Alone theme running though my brain. I assume you are the creator of that overly catchy song?
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RT @leeleepitts: If "character is who you are when no one is watching," then I am a person who eats an entire rotisserie chicken standing o
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@TripDLoc @solorjones (ShhhI've actually never tried it.)
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@TheCookieButter @solorjones HAHAHAHA!
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"Never mind where I got it. What matters is that I'm offering it to you now." thieves and Trader Joe's
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RT @mental_floss: During the Cold War, the U.S. briefly considered airdropping gigantic condoms labeled "Medium" on the Soviets.
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@DiHard11 Thanks, Di!
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@WDWindowz98 Nice! Congratulations, 2013 Edition!
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@Debappel You know, whatever helps make the young people stop doing drugs, stop having sex, stop driving fast, stop god I miss being young.
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@Debappel Thanks, Debbie! It's nice to finally do some real, legitimate, relevant, therapeutic theater (or "therapeuter") for a change.
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@singarequiem Thanks Jenna! And thanks, Jenna's sister! :D
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Maybe the most important thing I've ever done. MT @NerdistChannel @jonahray & @phirm confront a serious issue http://t.co/x027q4I45A
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@TheRealAnaOrtiz Thanks, Ana!
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@WayTooExcited I'm gad you liked that one! Math jokes are an integral part of my comedy. (Though some people say they're too derivative.)
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@matildazq Blame accepted. (I hope that student does not phail your class.)
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I got to play Once Upon A Time with @wilw @bergopolis & Doc Wyatt... and there were cameras! http://t.co/04HJZdEdxT (Thanks, Wil!)
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@thegreatlukeski Of course!
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