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Twitter Name: @scullymike
Description: Writer: Simpsons, Parks & Rec, Napoleon Dynamite, Raymond... Springsteen, Petty, Foo Fighters, NRBQ, Springsteen, LA Kings, Springsteen
Description: Writer: Simpsons, Parks & Rec, Napoleon Dynamite, Raymond... Springsteen, Petty, Foo Fighters, NRBQ, Springsteen, LA Kings, Springsteen
Profile Link: http://comedytweet.com/Mike_Scully
I never feel more powerful than when I withhold traffic tips from my local radio station.
Updated 8 day(s) ago
I tweeted "Retirement communities are gray areas" then realized I may have seen that tattooed on Goldie Hawn in 1968.
Updated 8 day(s) ago
Retirement communities are gray areas.
Updated 8 day(s) ago
Seth MacFarlane Makes ‘Simpsons’ Debut On Season Finale http://t.co/FAInDJjlG3 via @nikkifinke
Updated 10 day(s) ago
RT @hederjon: Big news! Amy Smart @AmySmart26 has joined our film and will play the lead female role! Check out the project http://t.co/FD0 …
Updated 10 day(s) ago
"DISTURBING CLAIM ABOUT MAN WHO CHAINED TEEN GIRLS TO WALLS FOR TEN YEARS" Oh no, don't tell me he also did something disturbing.
Updated 10 day(s) ago
RT @monica_holloway: Cowboy & Wills autism memoir author Monica Holloway will appear on Autism Live TODAY beginning at 10:20 a.m. PST!.…
Updated 12 day(s) ago
RT @notthatLew: You know who must feel a little guilty? The people who said, "Just give Tamerlan and Kathy a pressure cooker and be done …
Updated 12 day(s) ago
"Well, what can a poor boy do, except pay 600 dollars to see a rock and roll band..." #stonestickets
Updated 13 day(s) ago
E! NEWS TWITTER FEED HACKED: I knew something was wrong when they tweeted a story I gave a shit about.
Updated 14 day(s) ago
RT @BrianRScully: When I hear on the news that "a body was found in a shallow grave", I think to myself: "Lazy murderer".
Updated 15 day(s) ago
If a character in a TV show is named Trip, I'm assuming you want me to hate him.
Updated 15 day(s) ago
"AMERICAN IDOL RATINGS HIT ALL-TIME LOW" Could America's thirst for amateur singing finally be quenched?
Updated 15 day(s) ago
Gotta give it up to "mancave" for lasting a lot longer than I thought it would.
Updated 17 day(s) ago
RT @smrtgrls: @smrtgrls /Amy P loves @orphandoctor & @wworphans b/c they are changing the world by being themselves. Watch this! http:…
Updated 17 day(s) ago
In some parts of the country, substitute teachers are called hoagiestute teachers.
Updated 17 day(s) ago
I had no idea it was Jackie Robinson who made it popular to yell the N-word in public places.
Updated 17 day(s) ago
The worst thing that can happen to a child or elderly person is losing your marbles.
Updated 17 day(s) ago
RT @TweetingSkull: The feeling you get when someone you hate has something bad happen to them... ya, I'm that kind of happy.
Updated 18 day(s) ago
Exciting moment on "The Voice" tonight when a judge had to make a choice that "wasn't easy."
Updated 18 day(s) ago
RT @SaraSScully: That new song by "fun." really inspires me............to want to kill myself
Updated 18 day(s) ago
I've done my best to teach my kids about racism, but they're still against it.
Updated 20 day(s) ago
RT @SaraSScully: I'm glad the rest of LA is environmentally-friendly so I don't have to be.
Updated 20 day(s) ago
NBC pulls episode of "Hannibal" until America cool with killing again.
Updated 29 day(s) ago
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