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I never feel more powerful than when I withhold traffic tips from my local radio station.
Updated 8 day(s) ago
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I tweeted "Retirement communities are gray areas" then realized I may have seen that tattooed on Goldie Hawn in 1968.
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Retirement communities are gray areas.
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Seth MacFarlane Makes ‘Simpsons’ Debut On Season Finale http://t.co/FAInDJjlG3 via @nikkifinke
Updated 10 day(s) ago
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RT @hederjon: Big news! Amy Smart @AmySmart26 has joined our film and will play the lead female role! Check out the project http://t.co/FD0
Updated 10 day(s) ago
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"DISTURBING CLAIM ABOUT MAN WHO CHAINED TEEN GIRLS TO WALLS FOR TEN YEARS" Oh no, don't tell me he also did something disturbing.
Updated 10 day(s) ago
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RT @monica_holloway: Cowboy & Wills autism memoir author Monica Holloway will appear on Autism Live TODAY beginning at 10:20 a.m. PST!.…
Updated 12 day(s) ago
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RT @notthatLew: You know who must feel a little guilty? The people who said, "Just give Tamerlan and Kathy a pressure cooker and be done …
Updated 12 day(s) ago
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"Well, what can a poor boy do, except pay 600 dollars to see a rock and roll band..." #stonestickets
Updated 13 day(s) ago
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E! NEWS TWITTER FEED HACKED: I knew something was wrong when they tweeted a story I gave a shit about.
Updated 14 day(s) ago
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RT @BrianRScully: When I hear on the news that "a body was found in a shallow grave", I think to myself: "Lazy murderer".
Updated 15 day(s) ago
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THIS JUST IN: CNN declares fire "not hot." @CNN
Updated 15 day(s) ago
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If a character in a TV show is named Trip, I'm assuming you want me to hate him.
Updated 15 day(s) ago
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"AMERICAN IDOL RATINGS HIT ALL-TIME LOW" Could America's thirst for amateur singing finally be quenched?
Updated 15 day(s) ago
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Gotta give it up to "mancave" for lasting a lot longer than I thought it would.
Updated 17 day(s) ago
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RT @smrtgrls: @smrtgrls /Amy P loves @orphandoctor & @wworphans b/c they are changing the world by being themselves. Watch this! http:…
Updated 17 day(s) ago
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In some parts of the country, substitute teachers are called hoagiestute teachers.
Updated 17 day(s) ago
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I had no idea it was Jackie Robinson who made it popular to yell the N-word in public places.
Updated 17 day(s) ago
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The worst thing that can happen to a child or elderly person is losing your marbles.
Updated 17 day(s) ago
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RT @TweetingSkull: The feeling you get when someone you hate has something bad happen to them... ya, I'm that kind of happy.
Updated 18 day(s) ago
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Exciting moment on "The Voice" tonight when a judge had to make a choice that "wasn't easy."
Updated 18 day(s) ago
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RT @SaraSScully: That new song by "fun." really inspires me............to want to kill myself
Updated 18 day(s) ago
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I've done my best to teach my kids about racism, but they're still against it.
Updated 20 day(s) ago
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RT @SaraSScully: I'm glad the rest of LA is environmentally-friendly so I don't have to be.
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NBC pulls episode of "Hannibal" until America cool with killing again.
Updated 29 day(s) ago

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