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Twitter Name: @MitchBenn
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Location: Ham. It's a place. Really.
Description: Busy. Which I guess is good.
Website: http://www.mitchbenn.com
Location: Ham. It's a place. Really.
Description: Busy. Which I guess is good.
Profile Link: http://comedytweet.com/Mitch_Benn
RT @exeus: @MitchBenn Could be worse. A mate's son did similar - he couldn't say "currant" - and in Tesco shouted "blackc***" at Ribena ...
Updated 1 hour 46 minutes ago
On the subject of In The Night Garden; the Pinky Ponk's come down in the world since he was in Blade Runner, hasn't he?
Updated 1 hour 46 minutes ago
@zachbraff This could be fun, actually... Hey Zach! Are you a better drummer than your Dad #wrongzachagain
Updated 1 hour 48 minutes ago
I only hope either a. nobody heard us or b. only regular CBeebies viewers heard us. There you go, thought you might enjoy that one.
Updated 1 hour 53 minutes ago
My little blond moppet has pointed to a dark-skinned gentleman, called him a "nog-pog" AND I'VE AGREED WITH HER.
Updated 1 hour 54 minutes ago
It's only after we've walked on a little way that I realise that to a casual onlooker, what's just happened is this:
Updated 1 hour 56 minutes ago
... points at the cleaner (or more accurately his trolley) and shouts "Look Daddy! An Og-Pog!" "Yes, it is" I smile paternally.
Updated 1 hour 57 minutes ago
And he is of course, pushing a trolley full of brooms, brushes and other cleaning equipments. Greta sees this trolley...
Updated 1 hour 58 minutes ago
It's germaine at this point to mention that said street cleaner chappie was of African/Caribbean extraction.
Updated 2 hours ago
So anyway, one bright day tiny Greta and I are on Streatham High St when we see a council street-cleaner type person coming towards us.
Updated 2 hours ago
This trolley is referred to in the show's idiosyncratic venacular as Makka Pakka's "Og-Pog". With me so far?
Updated 2 hours ago
As you may know, one of In The Night Garden's "stars" is a thing called Makka Pakka who pushes round a little trolley of cleaning products..
Updated 2 hours ago
A few years ago when Greta was about 2, we were living in Streatham and Greta was OBSESSED with In The Night Garden.
Updated 2 hours ago
For some reason, an amusing anecdote pops into my mind. It'll take a few tweets so bear with me...
Updated 2 hours ago
@TobyHadoke And when you're better you can say "at last, a new body" and disappear cackling into a grandfather clock. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO
Updated 2 hours ago
@TobyHadoke @tomspilsbury @edstradling @shearmanrobert @steven_moffat Bollocks Tobe, bung a cowl on and call it your Deadly Assassin look
Updated 2 hours ago
RT @StuffAstridSays: *at bathroom scales* i stand on this fing an it tell me how OLD i am. *gets on; she's 3 stone* hmm. i used to be th ...
Updated 2 hours ago
@BethanyBlack Never stopped me either. And I still have an arse, and I'm CRAZY for them. Prefer 'em less hairy than mine, mind you.
Updated 3 hours ago
RT @simon_price01: I trust that everyone in the media who sneered at 5th-place Liverpool becoming European Champions will apply the same ...
Updated 4 hours ago
@benhutchingsuk It's BECAUSE she's a clueless dupe she's got life. All the major players had enough info to trade for lighter sentences.
Updated 5 hours ago
@JackofKent That's truly hilarious. Have they noticed that stoning for adultery IS? Hope they've all been VERY well behaved.
Updated 5 hours ago
RT @adam_orbit: 56 year old Texan grandma sentenced to life without parole for first time drug offense: http://t.co/BK7jRfhI
Updated 6 hours ago
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