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Twitter Name: @myqkaplan
Website: http://www.myqkaplan.com
Location: NYC, Boston, miscellaneous
Description: stand-up comic, friendly vegan, open-minded atheist, glass-totally-full optimist, awesome dork, human animal, adjective noun.
Website: http://www.myqkaplan.com
Location: NYC, Boston, miscellaneous
Description: stand-up comic, friendly vegan, open-minded atheist, glass-totally-full optimist, awesome dork, human animal, adjective noun.
Profile Link: http://comedytweet.com/Myq_Kaplan
does the M in "M. Night Shyamalan" stand for "Morning"? #TwistBeginning
Updated 9 day(s) ago
thanks, regular person! RT @jillyfitts The podcast was great, just long enough, but the bonus was quality. Coming from a regular person.
Updated 9 day(s) ago
is rue mcclanahan a french street in an irish town, an irish street in a french town, or a dead lady? #Trivia
Updated 10 day(s) ago
monday the 13th! look out, garfield! for this new podcast! Hang Out With Me and @MrDaveHill and @AmberSmelson: http://t.co/ohaLOEZ1Ld
Updated 10 day(s) ago
can i borrow a dollar? no hobo.
Updated 10 day(s) ago
why is everyone celebrating Ma Thursday on Sunday?
Updated 11 day(s) ago
enjoying green day and a grande green tea. #GroanDay?
Updated 11 day(s) ago
i never liked playing "candyland" as a kid, because i thought people were saying "canned eel land" #CanDealAnd?
Updated 12 day(s) ago
someone asked me to buy some fruit, but i plum forgot.
Updated 13 day(s) ago
RT @WitOutDotNet: The Up-and-Comer: Myq Kaplan http://t.co/WpWE7VvTJY @AaronNevins @HeliumComedy @myqkaplan
Updated 13 day(s) ago
what most people call a thumb war is really a thumb battle.
Updated 14 day(s) ago
PS would actual porno for pyros just be images of naked fires (which describes most fires)?
Updated 15 day(s) ago
did everyone else already know that porno for pyros and the new pornographers are different bands? #IThink
Updated 15 day(s) ago
looking for eight human singers or one cephalopod to form an octopella group.
Updated 15 day(s) ago
"Heel? Yum!" -- a foot fetishist. "Helium!" -me, saying the comedy club i'm excited to headline this Wed-Sat: @HeliumComedy in Philly.
Updated 15 day(s) ago
"let there be Wright" -- the flight brothers. or their parents. or God. RT @MondayAddams "let there be flight" -- the Wright brothers
Updated 15 day(s) ago
RT @keithandthegirl: A new episode is posted (with pics)! A newvisode... Featuring @MyqKaplan http://t.co/IewdEAv9Bi #KATG
Updated 16 day(s) ago
"let there be limelight!" -- aspiring standup comedian
Updated 16 day(s) ago
"let there be Like!" -- mark zuckerberg
Updated 16 day(s) ago
"let there be light!" -- thomas edison
Updated 16 day(s) ago
RT @keithandthegirl: Show starts in moments with @myqkaplan
Watch, listen, chat! http://t.co/u4VXjznM22
Updated 17 day(s) ago
i had a scheme to help old people win more at the olympics and i would have gotten away with it, if it weren't for those medaling kids.
Updated 17 day(s) ago
a podcast w/fun folks from a fun podcast! Hang Out With Me and the @funempradio folks (sorry to say "folks" so much): http://t.co/ohaLOEZ1Ld
Updated 17 day(s) ago
"i'm so tough, i smoke a pack a day. of wolves." -- someone who is so tough their brain is full of toughness instead of good grammar
Updated 17 day(s) ago
sorry this is so late, late, but i was on the late, late show... you can watch here, starting at 33:04 (if you want) http://t.co/juQkYfhakx
Updated 17 day(s) ago
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