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Twitter Name: @thenickgriffin
Website: http://nickgriffin.net
Location: new york city
Description: NICKGRIFFIN.NET i am a comedian. i also write horror movies. thank you.(David Letterman, Conan, Comedy Central, Craig Ferguson, )
Website: http://nickgriffin.net
Location: new york city
Description: NICKGRIFFIN.NET i am a comedian. i also write horror movies. thank you.(David Letterman, Conan, Comedy Central, Craig Ferguson, )
Profile Link: http://comedytweet.com/Nick_Griffin
I think "hankering" for stuff is more of a red state kind of thing.
Updated 5 day(s) ago
If you're in the Knoxville area I'm at Sidesplitters Comedy Club this week. If you're not, I understand. It's a fairly small area.
Updated 6 day(s) ago
@amyschumer @marknorm can i fly back with you on the lear jet? i only have one bag. It's filled with sadness.
Updated 8 day(s) ago
I hope all this success doesn't go to my head.
Updated 8 day(s) ago
I feel like Michael Myers in those Halloween movies. But I act like that guy in a coma in While You Were Sleeping.
Updated 10 day(s) ago
My favorite horror author not named Stephen King is coming to my show tonight @sscctampa. Join @jeffstrand or hell will dawn on earth.
Updated 10 day(s) ago
"Don't you want to find your soulmate?"
Sure. I'd also like to ride a unicorn and hug a hobbit.
Updated 12 day(s) ago
I have no health insurance. And it worries me so much, I'm going to have to see a doctor.
Updated 13 day(s) ago
mac and cheese for dinner. kraft not generic. you have to treat yourself.
Updated 15 day(s) ago
Person: have you seen how nice it is outside? Me: sure. I have the weather channel.
Updated 16 day(s) ago
RT @AndyPitz: without Star Wars, I probably would never have learned what the word "jettisoned" means.
Updated 16 day(s) ago
RT @marcmaron: How about I do it like this: My new show 'Maron' premieres tnite on @IFC. Check your local listings for times. Boom.
Updated 16 day(s) ago
Question: should i listen to the man in my head if he is not wearing pants?
Updated 17 day(s) ago
I don't know why women ask men, do you love me? We're almost always wrong.
Updated 17 day(s) ago
Lots of me in hotel rooms waiting to do stand up. Check http://t.co/OstsQZTpKS for specific dates and hotels. Be excited...but quiet.
Updated 18 day(s) ago
This probably doesn't sound as brave now that Jason Collins has come out as gay, but I'm really tired. There I said it.
Updated 20 day(s) ago
RT @shane5911: @thenickgriffin listened to Shot in the Face, amazing! So damn funny.
Updated 22 day(s) ago
I'm feeling horrible about myself. Better upgrade my phone today.
Updated 23 day(s) ago
I can't stop thinking that I should be doing something other than THIS.
Updated 23 day(s) ago
Free hotel breakfast buffet. It's a singles bar for fat cheap people.
Updated 24 day(s) ago
I have to go jog now, because I'm not married.
Updated 25 day(s) ago
I'm doing a show at noon for seniors. So, yeah, it's pretty much all working out.
Updated 26 day(s) ago
This is the bottom of the page....
