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Twitter Name: @nicksierra
Website: http://unsolicitedadvice.libsyn.com
Location: Chicago Suburbs
Description: Calvin Klein sport brief enthusiast and podcast host. Also check out @unsolicitedpod
Website: http://unsolicitedadvice.libsyn.com
Location: Chicago Suburbs
Description: Calvin Klein sport brief enthusiast and podcast host. Also check out @unsolicitedpod
@PhilanthropyGal @Katiecunningham You guys are mean. I love Heather Matarazzo.
Updated 14 day(s) ago
@msemilymccombs I want to favorite this tweet, but I don't endorse the idea that you are not sex murderable. Or, you know, sex murder.
Updated 18 day(s) ago
@KenJennings I once told a girl "It's the Ken Jennings of bodies. What I'm trying to say is, you have a record breaking money maker." Boom.
Updated 26 day(s) ago
Listen, if you want to have a conversation with me today, it's not going to happen. 1970's Meryl Streep has broken me http://t.co/a9wJcpevqC
Updated 26 day(s) ago
If aliens studied me they would think human society consisted of fart jokes, drinking whiskey and belting whiskey farts into office chairs.
Updated 26 day(s) ago
@cdschreck http://t.co/NPaglqcwKV Makes me think of the first time I went to the metro.
Updated 27 day(s) ago
My night has been 10% killing Champaign, IL. 90% farting on a bar stool.
Updated posted April 12, 2013, 6:48 pm
Updated posted April 12, 2013, 6:22 pm
@theeclarkjones Laundry and writing, cause Sunday makes the world move.
Updated posted April 7, 2013, 11:24 am
@toddbarry I feel like one below the belt Vine video, done right, pretty well exhausts the 6-seconds-of-choppily-edited-dong-video medium.
Updated posted April 7, 2013, 11:14 am
Some people are drug addicts. Some people shoplift. I'm more worried about my fact checking twitter habit.
At least on drugs you feel good
Updated posted April 7, 2013, 12:23 am
@morgan_murphy Mouses would be trailers and Winnebagos and shit. Motel is a portmanteau of Motor and Hotel. I'd go Rondo for Rental Condo.
Updated posted April 7, 2013, 12:14 am
Now THAT'S a Saturday night tweet! RT“@AlphaBelle: All I want is a guy who will molest me regularly if I'm ever in a coma.”
Updated posted April 7, 2013, 12:03 am
@brian_mann_girl when you account for that our galaxy as a whole has a vector and we also orbit the sun, it's more of a tumble than a spin.
Updated posted April 7, 2013, 12:00 am
RT @cameronesposito: I was just livin my life when BAM it hit me: Goldie Hawn's first name is Goldie. PLEASE RT
Updated posted April 6, 2013, 11:39 pm
@TimBarnes451 In my mind it's a super high level Mel Brooks reference about how people perversely enjoy the smell of their own farts.
Updated posted April 6, 2013, 11:37 pm
@TimBarnes451 I feel you! I'm just trying to pin down which fart joke, my man.
Updated posted April 6, 2013, 11:34 pm
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